The legend is known throughout Equestria, but there are few who believe. Those who claim to have seen the beast are dismissed as crackpots and madponies. Those who bring evidence before the world are dismissed as histrionic deceivers. There are those who have seen, however -- those who know -- and they will forever cry out their warning from the back seats of filthy, old train cars, even to those who dismiss them, who revile them, who ignore their warnings unto their own mortal peril.
"The sasquatch is real!" they will cry forevermore, even as nopony believes.
But from this day forward, Sassy Saddles will believe.
Written on a dare. I apologize for nothing.