I am... or rather was your average twenty year old male brony. But let me introduce myself first, my name is Mi-... gah! dangit! was Mitchell and my favorite My Little Pony background character is Vinyl Scratch (or DJ-P0N3 for some). One day comic-con showed up in my hometown and instead of going as some silly anime or game character like all the other plebs, I went as the Equestria Girls version of Vinyl Scratch. I know, I know she is a girl but... it IS funny seeing the faces I get.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I bought the last missing piece of my cosplay, which was really just a pair of headphones that looked just like the ones the EQG Vinyl wore during the "Music to my Ears" short. That got me sent to Equestria many years in the past and, after a series of events (It was an accident!), I got myself stuck in stone.

I got out thanks to Dissy. And now that I'm free, I'll be here to spread the wubs! If only those uncool Daft Punk looking ponies would just leave me alone...

Trixie has been low on bits ever since the incident with Twilight where she went a little crazy. In her carriage she thinks over what she can do to turn around her fortunes, where she finds a small creature outside her carriage freezing. She helps it and it in turn starts to follow her.

Alex Mercer had just killed Heller and got himself to start a family (sort of). All that goes down the drain when Blackwatch makes another retarded scheme to get rid of him and his new daughter, Aria Mercer. Surprisingly, it works. But instead of tearing him and his daughter up in a black hole, it sends them to Equestria. How will Alex deal with the ponies AND his daughter, fangirling all the damn time?

Ponyville knows that Rainbow Dash and Vinyl Scratch are ultimate lovers of pranks and fun times galore, their passion for it rivaling Pinkie's. The two of them alone could cause damage as is. But together? There would never be a good outcome for what they do. Now the two have decided to give Derpy stolen, experimented muffins, and the goofy mailmare started acting weird. Even weirder than usual. Now, they need the help of the other ponies to fix the terrible mistake that they made.

Derpy was just trying to make a sandwich. Vinyl was there too.

Now the world is ending.

Really, it's all their fault.

A stylistic tribute to Terry Pratchett.

Russian translation by Repitter.

Proofread by MrNumbers, Octavia Harmony, and TheMaskedferret.

After an accident involving a Lightning Chariot joyride, Viridi, Goddess Of Nature, ends up in Equestria. She soon finds herself in a conflict with a newly revived Hades, Lord Of The Underworld who has his own plans for Equestria.

I don't own Kid Icarus, any of the characters from the series or out of the series.

Kid Icarus belongs to Nintendo and so do other Nintendo characters mentioned in the story.

My version of Lauren Faust ending up in Equestria. I probably got her character all wrong. Hey, I never met her, cut me some slack.

So, Lauren Faust is Queen of Equestria in this story. How will she react? How will everypony else react? And what does Pinkie's chimicherrychangas have to do with all of this? One thing is clear already. For Twilight and her friends it won't be the same.

Added AU tag, 'cause someone mentioned it would be safe. And when I think about it, I don't think we ever get to learn who the princesses parents are.

Just a note, this is set during season two. So the events of "A Canterlot Wedding" haven't happened yet.

Cover Art done by ZuTheSkunk

04.18.2015 Wait what? This story is hot? Wow. Thanks guys.

I got an editor. It's GaleSinger

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

He is a man who has carved a path through hell to save the innocents. He is a man who sacrificed them for the greater good. He believed in his superior's lies like a fool and paid for it. He fought the closest thing reality had to the Four Horsemen. He beat Death through a cunning plan and skill. Plague's touch, through which he prospered and became stronger. War, who only beat him through its army of infected. He accepts the fact that he is being punished for the innocent lives he had sacrificed or rewarded for the ones he saved.

In the nothingness he has called home for God only knows how long a voice calls out to him promising salvation. For only one small request.

Reclaim his Empire from those who took it.

Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.

At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.

Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!

Cover image by Arvaus, used with permission.