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// How this story won't end. I'M BORED GALE SINGER! GET IT ON WITH YOUR GUEST CHAPTER! (1/??) 
// Story: I am God...apparently? 
// by CrossRedstone 
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Lauren shook herself like a dog. The entire journey from Equestria back to earth had been like riding a roller-coaster filled with a rainbow laser show. Had this been like, when she first appeared in Equestria?

Focus Lauren. You need to figure out where you are and how to best get back to your husband. Oh...I'm still a pony...hmm...oh dear, I spent way too much time with Celestia.

Grinning like a mischievous Pinkie Pie, the queen of Equestria spread her wings and took off into the air. So far, she seemed to have landed in the middle of nowhere. The only thing she knew was that she was in 50 mile radios close to her home. Teleporting from one world to another wasn't exactly an easy task, not to mention you couldn't exactly choose your destination. Hence the situation the queen found herself in. Luckily Cadance gave her a little something that should speed up things. Using her magic, Lauren levitated a small red gem out of her saddle bags. The little thing was enchanted by Cadance, allowing Lauren (and basically everyone who had it) to find their special someone again. Feeling a tug on her horn, Lauren took off into the air, not even bothering hiding from the planes flying around.





Craig resisted the urge to sigh, as he approached the podium. It had been exactly a year, since his wife disappeared, as if she was being sucked into a black hole or something. Over months he had been devastated. It didn't particularly helped that the police didn't find a clue about her whereabouts and even suspected himself for a time.

And now he was standing here at bronycon, at the exact place where his wife normally would stand and open up the biggest brony party in the world.

"I know you are all worried about me and Lauren. And if I am honest, up until a week ago, I was sure I wouldn't come here. So what changed?" he rhetorically asked the masses of cosplaying humans in front of him.

"Well, I was thinking. Thinking about what Lauren would have wanted. And she definitely would not have wanted me to just mope around at home or even cancel bronycon. This is her life's work. Ever since she was a child, she loved my little pony. And when Hasbro offered her a chance to make the fourth installation in the My little Pony TV-Series" he laughed a little "it was for her as if Christmas, Eastern and her own birthday had fallen on the same date. I'm not exaggerating, when I tell you she was like Pinkie Pie on a sugar rush."

There were a few laughs in the audience, as well as some whispers.

"And look where her enthusiasm lead us to? I'll be honest, when I first heard about this fandom, I thought this was some kind of elaborate prank. A group of people, who were bored sitting in front of their PCs. I'm sorry if I'm so blunt, but hey, honesty is an Element of Harmony, isn't it? Needless to say, it wasn't a prank." He shook his head. "Imagine the reaction of the CEO of Hasbro, when this fandom grew and grew. So here we are. As you can probably tell, I'm not good with speeches. So-"

"Oh, I don't know about that." Interrupted a voice loud enough to be projected throughout the entire building. "I mean for a first time, it certainly was not bad at all. Though we do need to work on your wording, honey."

Lauren dispersed the invisibility spell around her and appeared right next to the man, who jumped backwards upon the sudden appearance of the animal. Several gasps and shrieks could be heard throughout the audience. The shock that was apparent on everyone's face, quickly changed to one of amazement. Most people thought this was some kind of holographic projection or something. Craig in the meantime wasn't sure if this was some kind of bad joke or if someone forgot to inform him about this kind of thing.

Lauren in the meantime kept her excitement as best as possible at bay. Her horn lightened up, as she used her magic. Suddenly Craig found himself glowing in the same strange light as the horn of the alicorn in front of him and all of the sudden flew through the air into the outstretched wings of the pony. With ease, Faust caught her surprised husband with ease and nuzzled his cheek. Craig himself was too stunned to question anything that was happening around him.

"I missed you, Craig." Lauren whispered into her husbands ear.

Without giving Craig a chance to even say anything, Lauren summoned her magic once again and levitated EVERY SINGLE HUMAN into the air.

"Just in case, you had some doubts that I am really back."