"How dare that poor excuse for a Pokémon to decline my offer," Viridi huffed. Rejection was a thing she did not take well. In fact, there were very few things she could take well. She sat down on her noble plant-covered throne and growled in anger. "All he had to say was no! But he had to go on a telepathic rant that gave even my brain a run for its money," She yelled to herself. Although Viridi was a goddess, of nature in fact, there was little she could do about others. Still, it was tempting to interfere with the lives of others, but that would cause more trouble from Palutena, the goddess of light. And the last thing Viridi wanted was another war like the one twenty five years ago. Unless it meant getting rid of the humans once and for all.
Viridi looked around at her garden of a palace. There was so many beauties to behold. Vines that stretched from wall to wall and flowers that were as colorful as an artist's easel. The goddess loved looking at them, but all it reminded her was of the humans who would cut down wonders of life like these in an instant.
"I wish I could just start over with humans and this Earth for that matter," Viridi groaned.
Suddenly, her new commander, Dark Pit appeared and barged in on the goddess of nature.
"You like to talk to yourself, huh," Dark Pit chuckled.
"That's none of your business! Just because you are my commander doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want," Viridi scolded.
"Really? I was under the impression that it does," Dark Pit smirked. Viridi groaned and pulled her hair violently.
"Don't you have some commanding to do?" Viridi grumbled.
"Actually, I was just going to tell you that Phosphora took the Lightning Chariot for a spin without your permission," Dark Pit explained.
"Why that little rebellious snake!" Viridi shouted as she stood up from her throne. She then slumped back into her chair of green and made first contact with hand and face. "I swear, sometimes I hate my commanders more than I hate the enemy," Viridi whispered through her hand.
"Woo hoo!" Phosphora yelled as she zoomed through the sky as quick as an arrow. Her two horses pulled the Lightning Chariot to the ends of the universe and back. "C'mon! Faster! Faster!" Phosphora cheered. Suddenly a giant light rose up from the ground. Out came a humongous illusion of Viridi, looking as furious as ever.
"Phosphora! We only use that on special occasions," Viridi yelled.
"Oh but this is a special occasion! I got bored," Phosphora smirked.
"YOU PULLED OUT THE FASTEST CHARIOT IN THE UNIVERSE JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!?" Viridi boomed.
"Uh huh," Phosphora replied, calmly.
"You come down to the temple this instant!" Viridi commanded.
"If you say so," Phosphora said playfully. The Lightning Chariot shot down to Viridi's Temple, faster than the speed of sound. Viridi was standing outside the temple, tapping her foot and preparing to give Phosphora a serious scolding. One of which has never been scolded before. Phosphora arrived at the temple, only for Viridi to find that she was still in the chariot and the horses were still moving.
"Phosphora!? I said come down," Viridi said, surprised.
"You said come down, you didn't say to stop," Phosphora yelled as she and the chariot approached Viridi. The reckless goddess prepared to command the horses to go over Viridi, but she underestimated the speed of them. By the time she spoke the words, it was too late.
"Phosphora!? What are you...AGHHH!" Viridi said as she was hit by the horses and flung towards the sky like a rocket.
"V-Viridi?" Phosphora screamed, ashamed of what she had done. Viridi continued to soar uncontrollably out of the atmosphere. Suddenly, Viridi's vision went fuzzy and eventually, she was unable to see anything. Soon, she could stand no longer and passed out while she was still in motion.
"Is it alive?" Viridi felt a slight tug on her hair, which caused her to begin to regain consciousness.
"Be careful! Don't hurt it!" Viridi awoke to see two multicolored horses examining her. One was a mint colored unicorn and the other was a plain horse with a blue and pink mane. Viridi appeared to be in a small cottage with a few tables around her. She spotted a few knives, pots and pans around her. Her first thought was that these horses were carnivorous.
"Gah!" Viridi screeched.
"AHHHHHH!" The green unicorn screamed back. Viridi waved her hand upwards and the root of a tree burst out from under the ground. It crashed through the floor, tangled itself around the unicorn and covered her entire body like a cocoon.
"Now...you're going to tell me...just what in my name is going on here," Viridi panted to the other horse.
"B-but...," The other horse stuttered. Viridi put her hand in front of the horse.
"Your move," Viridi threatened.
"Just let me say something! Okay!? You want an explanation? I'll give you an explanation! Alright," The horse frantically said.
"I'm listening...,"
"My name is Bon Bon. This unicorn you're holding captive is Lyra. You came down and crashed into Lyra's house. See," Bon Bon explained as she pointed towards the ceiling. In the place of a roof, there was a giant hole in the shape of Viridi's body. "Lyra here has been studying humans an-"
"Humans? ...did you just say humans?" Viridi snapped.
"Um...yes,"
"Why on Earth are you studying humans of all creatures?!" Viridi exploded with anger.
"Aren't you a human?"
"Oh goodness no. I am the goddess of nature. I hate humans....they are such disrespectful creatures," Viridi complained.
"If you hate humans, why do you look like one?" Bon Bon asked, gesturing Viridi's body.
"I....don't know." Viridi said, dumbstruck in realization. "SAKURAIII!" Viridi screamed to the sky.
"Whoa! Whoa! Calm down," Bon Bon said as she backed away from the angry goddess.
"Calm down!? I wake up in a world of talking horses and I just found a flaw in my character design! How can this day get any weirder?!"
"I don't know! I'm just as clueless as you are! But you got all the info you can get out of me and it's time to let Lyra go," Bon Bon retaliated.
"Fine," Viridi said as she snapped her fingers and the roots started to unravel back into the ground.. All that was left was a surprised Lyra.
"Omygoshomygoshareyouahuman? I'vebeenstudyingyourraceforsuchalon-" Lyra squealed as she began examining Viridi like a child on Christmas.
"So, how's your evolution going?" Viridi asked, ignoring Lyra.
My two favorite ponies and my favorite goddess! This looks great so far! I did notice one thing though. That is not how you spell Phosphora. Other than that, I can't find anything else! Good job so far!
5759031 Ok that helps a ton! Thank you!
acknowledged and followed. Seems interesting.
Hmm, interesting...
Please, by all means, continue with your work...
.... Yay! My ... er... fifth favorite unicorn and my ... Third favorite goddess meet!
FiMfiction needs more Kid Icarus stories.
1008 words and the 4th wall is already whimpering in agony. I approve
I wonder who she'll be offend by more, the fact ponies put a leash on nature or the fact the ponies think it unnatural for nature to do its own thing
And seeing as how Tartarus exists in Equestria...
Oh, this is gonna be good
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"Aren't you suppose to be dead!?"
"I got better"
Kid Icurus x MLP?
My life is complete.
5761575 At the end of KIU if you wait long enough. Hades reveals he is nothing but a voice now after he attempts to delete your save file and says he will return one day.
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Viridi doesn't need to know that
Viridi is my favorite Goddess! I'm interested in seeing more. Please impress me.
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you have talent
5763200 Why thank you! I'm flattered!
Given the gods predate humanity, maybe it can be justified as "why do humans look like THEM?" Then again, Sakurai's logic is flawed, like deciding to go against the fans wanting to have Ridley playable under a pitiful excuse that never stopped the inclusion of Bowser a long time ago but that's way beside the point.
Poor, poor tempestuous nature goddess, though, she'd probably compare Celestia to Palutena.
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Welp, I guess I can't make a Kid Icarus story for a little bit now...
So do me a favor. Make this story as good as you think you can make it. You definitely have the potential if you give it enough time.
Until then, I'll just be silently watching.
next time you could ditch the whole Lyra crazy for humans thing. It is ok'ish for a one time joke, but if you base the rest of her character in your fic on that joke it will get boring really quickly. Or at least never use the "several words forced in a single word" thing, it is annoying to read and most people simply ignore it rather than trying to read it
And Viridi, "you" look like a human because the gods made humans after the image of the gods. The Humans look like gods, not the other way around, silly goddess
5764193 Yes I am planning on that. Bon Bon will be Viridi's guide around Equestria and tell her...oh but that would be spoiling it. Lyra will make a few appearances but I won't let her get in the way of the story.
5764075 Will do.
Ahh Kid icaruss and their 4th wall breaking skills
Though i still dont get 1 thing........
why does it say 1005 words while the chapter has 1007?
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Watch the linked video to see why you're wrong.
Linked video.
A few errors here and there, and a little fleshing out would be nice, but on the whole this is very interesting. I shall add it to Tracking and, if I'm impressed enough later on, I will move it to my Favorites.
I await more, good sir/madam.
5765976 Thank you for the consideration.
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Heh. Glad to see you kept the immense fourth wall breaking.
5767852 J-Josh Burner!? Wow! I am such a huge fan of yours! I am honored to have you read my story!
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Huh, so you are reading Kid Icarus stories. In case you didn't know, there's also a Kid Icarus group on Fimfic. Activity-wise, it's kind of dead (having no upcoming games, only one notable one, and two Smash appearances will kind of do that), but to the extent of my knowledge, it has every Kid Icarus story on the site.
I like how this will end.
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... What? I'm just getting it ready!
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5838021 You want more?
You'll get it! NEXT CHAPTER APRIL 2015 WOOO!
5838023 THAT'S THIS MONTH! Wait, you're using VALVE TIME, aren't you? So, what? July 10th? (89 days after the planned date, like the gold rush update.)
5838049 I dunno. It's halway done already. All I need to do is get a good reason to add Hades.
5838060 Viridi starts killing, and Hades wants to "Join in on the fun". In fact, i would slaughter with Viridi if i had the option!
I see Deadpool isn't the only visitor to Equestria that can see through the 4th wall...
Is it Viridi's time of the month again?
That's new.