He is a bit of a hypocrite though.

Crossover with Overwatch

Why did I write this?

Octavia wanted to forget war. She wanted to live a normal life not filled with bloodshed, and focus on her music career. Unfortunately, war is rarely considerate, so when the changelings invade, Octavia has no choice but to act in order to save her country from possibly a threat worse than even the War of 1972.

But in a city taken over by creatures that can take any shape, who can you trust?

This story is NOT a retelling of Metal Gear Solid, but it uses some of the tropes from that game.

The Doctor has had many companions over the years, some staying for only moments while some stay for years. But in the end, they all… disappear. But one certain grey mare haunts his thoughts more and more. Now, when he bumps into her daughter, the truth as to why she lingers comes out.

Cover art by Dori-to, go check his stuff out!
Dramatic Reading by Goomba Brony! Check it out! It's Awesome~

Rainbow Dash works the night shift at Freddy's for five terrifying nights.

...Except she doesn't.

Now with added Pinkie Pie!

Cover image belongs to Gardelius.

Space☆Dandy™

*Some say, that a Planet unknown to the human race, lived creatures of beauty and
sentience… It is foretold in lore, that this planet contained deities and beings of immense
power and skill that can shift reality, time and space all together, lived there. Some say that
they can even go through different dimensions every three and a half years or so. Some
even say that they’re like humans! Some say that they’re animal-like… so many “some’s”
that I forgot what they’re really looked like. But those stories have not been proven yet…
until a certain slacker, a cat and a goody-goody, stumble upon that rare world… and by not
knowing this vital information, they might as well ruin the entire story line*

(First of it's kind!! YEAH!!)

A work of moral philosophy.

Have you ever loved someone? I think that love is one of the unifying factors that defines us all, and is really the ultimate satisfaction in life above all else. Hospice details the relationship between an unnamed narrator and Rarity, and how their relationship rises and falls in the wake of choices that they both make. The intention of the story was always to engage with the theme of relationship breakdown; view the story as distinctly metaphorical and make sure to read between the lines.

Rated ***** on Equestria Daily.

Ambushed. Defeated. Broken. Banished from his world, he expected his story to end, his revenge unfulfilled. Instead, he found himself in a new world - a world of peace, tranquility, and harmony.

May God help them.

After my last fanfic, you guys deserve a comedy.

Anthony and Ian are transported to Equestria by the teleporting fat guy. Hilarity ensues.

We all seek the truth, even those who were born to die. When six ponies wake up in the last place they expect to be, will they be able to escape and seek the truth for themselves?

Disclaimer:
I do not own ANY of the characters in this story!
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is copyright of Hiroshi Onogi/ Square Enix

The Professor finds a strange, invisible object with the Smelloscope, and intends on taking the ship there to investigate and make observations. But, when they reach the object, something strange in the atmosphere crashes their ship, and they're now stuck in a world filled with colorful, magical ponies. The Professor must rebuild the ship to get back to New New York to continue business, while the rest of the gang is trying to cope with life on the new planet for the time being.

Because everyone loves Futurama.

Special Thanks to:

WhattheMoo for editing!
Twilove for the awesome cover art! (She did a good job on that ship, if you ask me.)