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Rainbow Dash works the night shift at Freddy's for five terrifying nights.

...Except she doesn't.

Now with added Pinkie Pie!

Cover image belongs to Gardelius.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 147 )

This was entertaining. Espeically near the end...I was getting worried and there wasn't even a Dark tag...For good reason.

Man, I saw Pewds and Markiplier's playthroughs! And yeah, I'm with Dash, ALL OF THE NOPE :twilightoops:



LOL :rainbowlaugh:

Second Night 12:00 A.M. Buck That!

Agreed, But she should quit in Night three or four I think. :ajbemused:

First night is Easy but gits harder in later nights.

P.S. How do black out stuff?

Thanks, Knightmare Neko,

Don't call me a "Fag"

Never really could get into the game. I mean, a horror game that relies on the main character being such a terminal moron that they don't flee the scene and/or burn the building down after night one isn't horrifying, juts dumb.

Rainbowdash: NOOOOOPE!
12:00 PM


5179846 watch the game theory on youtube about the game and you'll understand.

Haha I bet that reaction would be same or even faster flying away if she will be in mount massive hospital (aka outlast) :D

its 'let's eat' bid flying off of it from the sudden passing.


...This was strangle logical and straightforward for such an odd-ball premise.

AKA reality ensues.

This totally rocks :rainbowdetermined2: and what was Mike thinking, coming back every night?!? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

...Yeah, pretty much my reaction.

FNAF been popping up a lot. Well, this has a decent amount of thumbs, and I am intrigued. Let us read..

"...When did Equestria get phones?"

Heh, I let out a short laugh. Continuing...

In one of the most unusual first decrees of a newly formed government body, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a beloved family restaurant loved by many and the source of much conspiracy surrounding the cases of missing children and security guards alike, has been destroyed by order of the Council of Friendship, led by Princess Twilight Sparkle.




Alright, not bad. This deserves those thumbs.

5179846 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th_LYe97ZVc
Hit the 'skip to theory' annotation if you must.


Suspicions regarding Rainbow Dash's sanity were put into question when concerned ponies reported that said council seat member was seen at the site, still in her 'rainbow-powered' form, frantically jumping up and down on the rubble and screaming, "FRIENDSHIP-BEAM IT TO THE GROUND!"


Second Night
12:00 A.M.
Buck That!

5182787 I heard one theory state that he always had a bad history with the place, and wasn't all that surprised that the animatronics moved at night. He wasn't aware that they actually kill, of course.

A certain Matthew Patrick made a video explaining his theory on the restaurant. By comparing a real life incident with the game, he found some disturbing parallels. I give you the link, but he was able to deduce that Mike was the murderer of the five children, and he had been convicted of his crimes and his death sentence had been delayed. The game was Mike's nightmare as he waited for the executioner. It would explain why Mike never brought weapons, told anyone, and couldn't escape.

Or it could be a really large plot hole.

Comment posted by Altered Giratina deleted Oct 26th, 2014

Five Minutes at Freddy's

So much nope!

Finally, someone gets it right! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Haha, that was hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

5187570 That would actually make sense. If so, Mike gets what he deserves :pinkiecrazy:

Or maybe Five Nights at Freddy's 2 will tell us more

This. Was. Awesome.

Best Five Nights at Freddy's crossover I've seen

I look forward to seeing what you do with FNAF 2. Especially with all the new features introduced.

Also, Foxy's kill animation is much, MUCH scarier in the sequel.

The bastard pounces on you this time, his teeth wide open as the new Deathscreech rings in your ears.

BOOM!!! RIGHT INTO THE DARK-HOLE!!!! :flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:

Yeah, I have trouble getting through PewDiePie's videos, too..... mostly because of PewDiePie.

Goddamn, his voice is ear-rape.

Try Markiplier. He's loud but more caring and sensitive. Plus, he seems to actually have a soul unlike Pewdiepie The Obnoxious.

( I used to be a bro until I saw the light.)

Agreed. Very Much Agreed. So Much Agreed.

While I used to hate him. His walking Dead play through proved that he has morals and ethics, he just chooses to not use them in his videos. Which is either very heartwarming or hypocritical depending on how you look at it.

Thank you, sir! *salutes*

His Walking Dead playthrough was good. Sadly, after a while I began to realise he didn't really care much for his supporters. Sure, he said his thanks but he didn't really do much for his subscribers. He would post a video everyday ( and still does) but he expects so much more from his followers, in fact, he even blocked the comments because he felt like his bros weren't helping or encouraging him enough. Markiplier for the win! <3

frantically jumping up and down on the rubble and screaming, "FRIENDSHIP-BEAM IT TO THE GROUND!"

I don't know why, but I instantly thought of this.

Seriously, Five Night's at Freddy's? At this point I'd like to challenge someone to name something MLP hasn't crossed over with.

You know, I never understood why anyone who somehow managed to survive one night at Freddy's would ever come back, let alone work the whole 5-night shift.

5197363 Plus he makes the funniest noises when he's scared.

5221898 ,
A Certain Scientific Railgun
... right before somebody shoves an example of a crossover with that thing against me.

This was funny.
Great job!

Along with the trash was a cheap, metal fan that span its short blades in a pathetic attempt to cool off the dirty security room that it was in.

You mean the fan spun its short blades.


...a decapitated metal paw...

You mean severed, decapitation implies a head. :rainbowwild:

:twilightsheepish: *Staring at the crater* Well girls, I think it's done. I will ask Celestia to double check our work, but I think Freddy and his friends are gone for good.

:pinkiesad2: I used to love this place. It had even more animatronics to play with!

:rainbowhuh: What do you mean... more?

:pinkiesmile: They had eleven back in the day!






:pinkiegasp: Your telling me none of you went to Freddy Fazabars after the grand reopenning or Freddy's Family Diner? You were missing out!

:twilightoops: Pinkie, do you know WHERE the other animatronics went?


This was really solid. Good job on the story. I'll throw you a like, but I want to share with you a few small pet peeves/issues I found as I read.

- Try not to start sentences with 'And'. Or at least, not too often. It's technically fine to start a sentence with a coordinating conjunction, but I feel like it can detract from a good looking and flowing end product. This is probably more of a personal pet peeve though.

- Word choice. Some of the words and phrases Dash used didn't really feel natural for her. Little things like using "Hey" or "Howdy" instead of "Hi" or "Hello" really goes a long way. The biggest example was where you had a standalone paragraph of "...Swell." and I sat back to myself and thought "When would Dash ever talk like that?" I feel she would do a sarcastic "...Awesome."

- As funny as your joke about phones and tablets was, and it was funny the first time. How would dash know what a phone or a tablet is called, if she never saw one before? This is Entirely a personal thing, so I'll just leave it at that.

Seriously, this was funny. Certainly a breath of fresh air from other, more horror based Five Nights stories.

Comment posted by CultonoDk deleted Aug 30th, 2015

5275040 fair enough. I for one felt it was hilarious.

Biggest NOPE I have ever seen.

Dammit! I was going to use this idea! ......Well played. You won fair and square. :fluttercry:

If I were a psychopath with a death wish, I would totally build robots like that. So thats how you would react, I would probably either run, or beat the crap out of those mechanical monsters. Most likely I would run around and avoid them while trying to build an EMP. Fry their circuits.

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