Scootaloo's New Dad
Ding, ding, ding.
Cheerilee sighed as she put the paper in front of her down, and turned to her class. They were as excitable as they always were, but she couldn’t blame them. She was even looking forward to the weekend, and glanced at the picture of Widow Maker on her desk as she bit into her lip. “Alright class, turn in your homework if you got it done. Otherwise, I expect you to turn it in on Monday, and I won’t listen to ‘I was doing my duty as an excuse.’ I know what you’re all doing this weekend.”
The three fillies in the back, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom, all glanced at each other and smiled. They had made sure to get theirs done, as they were letting nothing stop them from enjoying the event going on. Well, everyone but Scootaloo. Apple Bloom turned around and gave the orange pegasi a small glare. “Alright, school’s done, spill. Why aren’t you excited?”
Sweetie’s voice cracked to about five octaves too high, causing poor Featherweight to fall over from the screech. She then placed her hoof over her mouth, and tried again. “Yeah, why? Button and I have personally been planning this weekend for weeks, and I thought we had finally convinced you to get hyped.”
Scootaloo rolled her eyes and slowly hopped out of her seat. She then darted forwards, grabbing all of theirs papers as she made sure her friends couldn’t see her smile. “Well, maybe it’s something more exciting than just some boring game. I mean, come on girls, it’s not like I’m a gamer.”
A small huff escaped Sweetie Belle as she charged ahead of Button and slammed her hooves down. “There is nothing more exciting than Overwatch, and I will stay here until you take your sacrilege back!”
Scootaloo raised an eyebrow, and then smiled. “Oh. Well, how about me getting a super cool dad that wants to spend the weekend with all of us?”
Both fillies stopped and just stared at Scootaloo for a moment, before Apple Bloom rushed forward and hugged her friend. “Really? That’s amazing! What’s he like? Where did he come from? How long have you known?”
Sweetie was still had her emotional clutch slammed through Tartarus, so Scootaloo just hopped around her and smiled as she hopped onto one of the desks. “Oh, he is only the coolest guy I have ever met. Stone solid, strong as an army, and unlike literally anyone you’ve ever seen. Trust me, your mind will explode once you see him.”
Apple Bloom put her hooves onto Sweetie’s back, her body bouncing slightly as she giggled. “That sounds great Scoots! Of course,” she smiled and climbed down as she suppressed a laugh, “I didn’t know Rainbow Dash had a sex change operation.”
Scootaloo jumped down from the desk, her tail smacking Sweetie Belle in the face, restarting her, before she said, “Honestly, if I really had to say it…” she leaned in closer and whispered, “he’s even cooler than Rainbow Dash.”
While Apple Bloom gasped, Sweetie Belle screamed, “But it’s Overwatch!”
“And that’s why she is making such a stupid claim now.”
All three of them froze, before turning around and looking at-
Name: Diamond Tiara
Species: Earth Pony
Parents: Yes
Social Class: Elite/Snob
Bully Level: Seven
Threat Level: To most: 0 To my Scootabumps: ANY IS TOO MUCH!
Likelihood of Necessary Action: HIGH
Scootaloo scowled and narrowed her eyes. “What do you want Diamond Tiara?”
Apple Bloom stomped forward and snorted in Diamond Tiara’s face, only getting the pink pony to smirk. “Yeah, where do you get off thinking that Scootaloo is lying?”
Diamond Tiara rolled her eyes and walked around them, her head shaking the whole way. This was too easy. “Well, all I’m saying is that with such an outrageous claim, it’s a little hard to believe. I mean, don’t you think any of us would have heard about this stallion before now? It’s not like adoption is a short process.”
Scootaloo scrunched her muzzle up, and stepped forward. Imperceptible to the ponies, but all too obvious too another, was a tear forming in the corner of her eye.
“Activating Tactical Visor.”
Scootaloo looked her nemesis in the eye, and growled. “Well, if you want, you can come home with me and see how badass and real he is.”
A chuckle escaped the mean filly as she shook her head. “And waste my time for you to ‘find’ a mysterious note saying that he is off on some sort of business? No thanks. I’ll just accept what I know is the truth.”
“I have you in my sights.”
Scootaloo pressed her hooves into the floor as she forced back the tears. She wasn’t supposed to be sad about anything today, and of course Diamond Tiara was getting in the way of that. “W-well he said he might come pick me up if he got done with dinner early enough, s-so we’ll wait for him here!”
“Oh, now you’re just getting desper-”
Bang!
Diamond Tiara’s eyes widened for a moment as she could feel a dull pain at the top of her head. Her knees buckled and she began falling forward, confused as to what happened. She put one hoof out, stopping herself just in time, before she looked up, and saw the two halves of her tiara. At that moment, a long chain of bangs rang from just outside the classroom, and everypony watched as plasma shots turned it to dust, while not hurting a single, other thing.
“W-what just happe-”
Thud! Everypony turned around and looked at the odd… thing in the room. He was a tall man, standing on two legs, with a long, blue pulse rifle, with a streak of white down the middle. His jacket seemed to copy this, with blue on the arms, white on the chest, and flares of red. He crossed the room in only a few strides, pushing Diamond Tiara out of the way, before pointing a figner right in her face. His voice was deep, gravelly, and demanded respect with each word. “You will not harass my daughter anymore.”
Diamond Tiara couldn’t really respond, as she was a little too focused on collapsing into an unconscious wreck. Scootaloo smiled as she heard Sweetie Belle begin muttering something, before letting out a small yelp as her dad picked her up. The pegasus smiled sheepishly as she was cradled in the soldier’s strong arms, but tried to push it away as she looked down to her friends. “Girls, this is my dad, Sold-”
“Solier Seventy-Six!” Sweetie Belle had jumped almost five five into the air, before turning over, and falling back down unconscious from excitement.
Seventy-Six was fairly unfazed, as he had more important things to worry about. He turned to Scootaloo, and frowned. “I’m sorry I didn’t get here earlier. The salad just took so long to make, and the lasagna…” He shook his head. “I can’t believe I let it burn.”
Scootaloo grinned and booped him on the nose. “Ah, don’t worry about it. We can grab a pizza and play some games tonight.”
Seventy-Six’s red visor glowed brighter as he started walking towards the door to leave the classroom. “Are you kidding? Do you know how unhealthy that would be? I am not going to put that sort of garbage into my filly’s brain or stomach! No, we have plenty of salad at home.”
“But I don’t like salad!”
“It’s good for you, so you should.”
“But that’s why I don’t like it!”
Apple Bloom smiled as she watched the two head off, happy that Scootaloo got such a good dad, and also wondering how Sweetie would react when she found out his stance on video games.
She didn’t take it well.
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Why did you write this?
7269502 I DON'T KNOW!
Why did you write this?
It is entertaining though
we're all soldiers now...
Humorous.
No, sorry. It works fine as a first chapter, but not a stand alone.
7269505 The best kind of reason!
Let this STAY a standalone.
I like the story, but won't wish for more from the same concept you have.
Well, this is something... and for a moment, I thought it would be Bastion or Winston
7269513 in my day we would have had this payload delivered already
7269505
No profanity in descriptions w/o a Mature rating. Thanks.
7269809 Fixed.
Looks like some people are being angsty because it's a crossover without justification. It's a jokefic, no need for any portal/wormhole/what have you shenanigans, lighten up.
Please, write a fic about Button introducing Soldier to Overwatch. I want to watch the mind-fuck slowly but surely take him over.
Honestly shocked at a non-clop fic from you.
I like it! You should do more non-clop!
7269992 I actually suggest going through my set of stories. I do non-clop probably at least every three to four fics, and the ratio can swap at times, dependant on what I feel more in the mood for. Hell, I have two stories that started as clopfics and aren't coming down the pipeline right now!
Because someone was going to do a crossover with overwatch and we all wanted it done right.
Umm...the what?
I haven't really gotten into the Overwatch hype, so...what Soldier Seventy-Dad stuff?
Is Cheer-i-lee a Marvel fan, or do you mean Widowmaker
7270260 soldier 76 is the basic COD style shooter guy from overwatch. his special ability is basically aimbot.
7270574
I don't think he was asking about the actual character.
7269622
>Instead of the bird bastion always has on his shoulder, Scootaloo would be sitting there.
Holy crap, that'd be cute.
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7270837 Yay!
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
7269781
I get that reference.
7270260
He's the Punisher, but less sociopathic. And he has laser guns.
7270837 Someone needs to make this an art piece NOW!
7270574 Not exactly, though you are correct for the most part.
1) One of his abilities is to fire the rockets spiraling towards a target.
2) ...Ok, yeah, his ultimate is an aimbot, so this point is invalid.
So ok, yeah, he is a CoD style character who happens to have a rocket option.
Ok, last comment.
Quality-wise, not that excellent. A deliberate game reference with a character from said game in the story is the big detraction.
BUT I DON'T CARE! I love Overwatch (even though I have to borrow my roommates' computers to play it), and I love this idea. I hereby declare this fic a crack-fic!
It's bad for one's overall standards of fiction, but you love it too much to care!
7272245 i feel like the rockets are just a replacement of the under barrel grenade launcher that some guns can have.
Dang, my money was on either Reaper or Winston.
Soldier 76: The Daddiest Dad that ever Dadded.
Dunno why you wrote this.
Thanks for writing it. xD
This story was dry.
7272299 I think the biggest difference is personality and look yes he is a cod like character but unlike all the cods/battlefield he has a personality more then rugged solider. He was a idealist that founded a group that saved the world then had everything blow up in his face. Also you can tell at a look that he is from Overwatch while it is next to impossible to tell Cod and Battlefield protagonists apart as they pretty much are just angry guys with guns.
7273355 I won't disagree that he's different in lore and looks, but in combat the only thing that distinguishes him from a COD or battlefield soldier is that he has to deploy his healing.
7273365 And that he is in a team based game where not everyone is identical to him
unless both teams are messing around
What even in the fuck
7274099 yeah, you have a hyper intelligent gorilla, a Buddha robot, a girl displaced from time, and all of these other cool and wacky characters, or soldier 76.
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
7273365
Honestly- that's the point of Soldier 76. So that anyone on Console who is picking up Overwatch for the first time will have a character they can relate to gameplay wise.....
.... They just- HAD to pick the Team Leader for the GOOD GUYS though to do it- didn't they?!
Ha, well this was a thing.
7277140 Speak for yourself luv'.
Hold On "Black Widow"?
Is ThAt a mistake?
Dismay~Mage Of Space
Solier Seventy-Six!” Sweetie Belle had jumped almost five five into the air, before turning over, and falling back down unconscious from excitement.
I think you meant soldier and five feet instead of Solier and five five
I saw this in the front page and I read it on my iPAD.
Nice story, hehe I like it.
Is it possible for you to make a story out of this
7269622 same! Especially when I first saw the gray text!(bastion)