You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.
Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13

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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

Updated cover art by Dominatore

Note: Has a strong tie-in to Devourer, and reading it first is recommended, but is not considered canon to the Devourer's history.

The powerful witch Thaegan and her thirteen children were all killed in the righteous fight for Deltora... granted, they weren't fighting to free it. However, like in many other universes and worlds, some beings don't simply vanish on death.

Now, Thaegan and her children find themselves in the midst of a massive nest of shape-shifting creatures and must figure out how to deal with the circumstances. Are they welcome in the hive? How will her kids take this turn of events? How will the hive's unique resident take to having new guests? And what will they do, now that they have come back to life?

Sombra and Fluttershy are perfect for each other in every single conceivable way. He's a Dark Lord, and she's an adorable yellow pegasus who is the embodiment of goodness and purity. He loves Crystals and the enslavement of free ponies. She loves adorable critters.

They go on a wonderful vacation.

Twilight decides to take her friends on a trip underneath Canterlot, in the old abandoned crystal cove systems. She would never have guessed what they would encounter there. Finding an unidentified life form that looks a lot like a hairless monkey with a bushy tail trapped within crystal, the group decides that Twilight should extract this rock formation and present it to princess Celestia so she'd decide what to do with it. However things go terribly wrong as the crystal shatters and the creature awakens from what seems to be suspended animation! The alien revealing itself as a Saiyan warrior goes rampant and after a few skirmishes manages to escape the capital.

Being the only one who is able to see past this mean-spirited warrior's violent nature, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to go on a journey all by herself, covering her tracks so her best friends and even the princesses themselves wouldn't be able to follow her, all in the name of her mission. A mission to find and befriend this Saiyan lady, no matter if she likes it or not! And once she does find her hilarity ensues! XD

So, it all comes down to a battle of wills! Who will win? The stone-hard fighter from space, with the strength to destroy entire planets, a crude personality, possessing abundant pride, an explosive temper, iron discipline and a nasty attitude

or...

A Technicolored pink earth pony, that is absolutely silly, annoyingly zany, happy, cute and amiable, and which you can't escape from once she gets an idee fixe about you!

Can this Saiyan win a battle against the most terrifying force in the Universe known as the Magic of Friendship? Place your bets everypony!

Dragon Ball Zee/ My little pony: Friendship is magic crossover, Hie

Artwork done by me. Rated Teen for Warrior lady swearing and a few violent scenes. ^^

PS: yes she can go SSJ

Update:
1. The events of this fanfic are unfolding in the span of 8 months before season three's finale.
2. I decided to change the title a bit because I am hoping that this way more people will give this fic a chance! :)

Oh boy, a human goes to Equestria, how totally original, I bet no one's ever thought of that before!

Twenty-one-year-old John Barrings lives a simple life. A simple life, but a happy life. He has no family to have to deal with, except for his Father who disappear long ago, only to return later, feel "super guilty" about abandoning John to his Uncle, and begin sending him money.

John doesn't know where the money comes from, and he doesn't care; it means that he doesn't have to work very much. He plays video games, watches awesome movies. He likes his simple life.

One day, while doing what he does best-play video games-John's life is completely turned over, in an event that will change his life, and the lives of a few happy, talking Ponies as well...

He was a thousand-year-old tyrant unicorn with a heart as black as night, she was a twenty-something confectionery worker, it could never have worked. Yet, with a bitter cold winter upon Equestria, two lonely souls come to discover that you shouldn't worry over what you once had, be it a solid relationship or a mighty empire with a ton of slaves, but rather that you should simply learn to appreciate the simple things that life can offer you.

Elsewhere, Princess Celestia attempts to stop a nuclear war with the newly reformed Crystal Empire.

The good guy wins and the bad guy loses, cliche, unoriginal, boring. ~ Discord

It has been this way since time and memorial. Although the line between what is good and evil is remarkably thin.

Sometimes there is more going on behind the scenes than what is told in the pages of time.

You live a relatively normal life in the town of Colorado Springs, working up at the local Target and battling the ocasional bout of snow. However, all of that changes when Queen Chrysalis, a villain from a show you have base knowledge of thanks to the internet, winds up outside your apartment. What could possibly go wrong?

Secret final (unfinished) chapter: Part I, Chapter VII - Setting Boundaries

Featured (or at least put in the box at the top of the site) on December 14th, 2014!

Big thanks to my pre-readers/editors
LunarWorshipper1!
Permanganate!

The most ordinary day in Equestria. Until a 6 year old human girl walks straight in the middle of the lively Ponyville Marketplace, in its most busiest of hours! When nopony offers to help this lost soul, Rainbow Dash steps in! The girl is young and doesn't seem to know much of anything, let alone about talking horsies! But she will have to put her blind trust in the hooves of one!
RD will also find that something is definitely off about this alien creature from another realm! What is it? Read to find out!

Update: The story line progresses somewhere after the Crystal Empire adventure adventure during season 3.