I have lost interest in this story for now, but I will return to it one day.

Undertale Crossover if you haven't guess yet.
Set before season 3

A long time ago in the ancient land of Equestria there where five known elements that guided the land. Honest, Kindness, Laughter, Loyalty, and Generosity. These where just the ones known.

A thousand years after the Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon she was released. She once again vowed to shroud the land in eternal night.........

She failed

She failed because six ponies banded together and the long lost element of magic was restored, also freeing the lost princess Luna. Peace was returned to the land once more. More threats arose in attempt to destroy Equestria but, each of them were defeated by the six friends.

Now after almost 2,000 years the last element has returned, the pacifist and the fallen child seemingly forever bound. This element has yet to meet her fellow bearers but she will soon because old threats are going to become much more dangerous

An homage to stories like The Substitute Demon, ALL GLORY TO THE OVERGOAT!!!, and 1000 Virgin Mares, 1 Frickin' Badass Dark Overdude, Infinite Facehoofing

One thousand years ago, the Princesses Celestia and Luna were blindsided by the return of the Masters of Equus. The cult of power-mad alicorns, thought to have been banished from Equestria forever, appeared in the middle of the Princesses' battle for supremacy, and caged them away. The rest of Equestria quickly fell to their might. Even the fearsome Discord was forced to his knees before them. All of Equestria was enslaved, and an era of misery began.

Now, one thousand years later, a lone unicorn mare has learned of a creature that might be able to overthrow the Masters. A creature immune to magic, overwhelming in size and strength, sealed away for centuries uncounted. A creature of ultimate evil: the Smooze.

Unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, in trying to ensure the creature's obedience, she modified the summoning ritual a bit too far.

Because of her meddling, the soul of a recently-deceased human is pulled from Limbo, and given life, but not exactly a body. Now he has to help her save the world, or face obliteration.

Not much of a choice, is it?

Inspired by Pen Mightier and Bucking Nonsense, the legends who – to my knowledge – popularized the "human in villain's body becomes Equestria's savior" genre. May your inkwells never run dry.

From town to town, Steve has been known for being a real crowd pleaser. He has thrilled mares and colts all across Equestria! The fun soon comes to an end as he must make a gripping decision, either to continue his career as a Party Entertainer Extraordinaire, or move into a much more elusive performing job. The bills need to get paid somehow, and the bits are just one buck away...Does his shop in Ponyville bring him money and joy, or will the moral repercussions leave Steve mad with guilt? A shop intended only for mares, and only for legal ones at that... That is, until a fateful day The Cutie Mark Crusaders show up.

Phallus didn't get to choose her name. She's the butt of so many jokes, it isn't funny. All she can choose is how she reacts. Will she shrink from the teasing, or will she stand tall and take it?

... yeah, I might have had too much fun with this.
Written in my existing changeling hive, Hive Quarry, which is featured in my upcoming fic A Change of Heart.
Written for Cynewulf's worldbuilding fanfiction contest.

Readers, there be dick jokes and worldbuilding. You have been warned.

Sunset moves into her new duplex, but her roommate seems like she's a bit on the 'strange side'. Or more accurately, the 'completely psychotic and probably into all the crimes, all of them', side.

Thanks to Nova Quill/Firimil for their edits and suggestions! Especially Nova who basically inspired this in the first place!

Chrysalis vector by xebck.
Sunset Vector by Aqua-pony.

[Displaced]
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called present."
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." -Oogway

"Anything is possible when you have inner peace." -Shifu

"Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be." -Soothsayer

~~~Prologue Description~~~

Two best friends, Tyler Young and Pocano Fling, inspired by the movies of Kung Fu Panda, decided to learn Mixed Martial Arts, no matter how hard, and become masters of the trade. Years later, they have opened a MMA gym, and had been training many young ones since; to celebrate their success they used their extra money to order a replica staff seen in KFP 3... yet, things do not go as planned...

~~~Story's Beginning Description~~~

Two friend who have turn into characters from Kung Fu Panda, have been sent to the Crystal Empire when it was still being ruled by Sombra. They must face the challenges of the world they are in, the ones in their minds, and the ones in their hearts. Join them to see what adventures they may end up in, will they be awesome? Comedic? Heartfelt? Tragic? Who knows? Find out in the chapters below.

~~~Extra Tags~~~

(Here because some tags apparently conflict with others; need more character slots than just 5)
Extra Tags: Sad, Alternate Universe, and Slice of Life
Extra Characters: The CMC, Spike, Sombra, and Zecora.
(These may end up being edited in the future)

~~~---~~~

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in or related to Kung Fu Panda owned by DreamWorks Studios, nor My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic owned by Hasbro Studios.

WARNING: Rated Teen for some mild violence and language.
(Story's current Tag: Teen may change, might even add the Sex or Gore Tag later)

~~~Requesting Help~~~

The cover art for this story is mainly temporary, so, if anyone could... I would like to have some cover art made for this story, and if you are interested please PM me so we can discuss further details.

When Twilight Stumbles upon a cave on her way Zecora's, she awakens something ancient, in fact its the reason the Everfree forest exists in the first place, so when she wakes up an enormous monstrosity half the size of Ponyville, she isn't expecting it to whine at her for waking it and saying it didn't want to go to school today.

[displaced, tags may change]

Emperor Mateus, emperor of the Palamecian Empire wakes up in a strange new world. Having been defeated not once, but twice by the hands of Firion and his rebel gangs. But instead of returning back to hell after his second death just like he expected, instead he suddenly finds himself drifting off through the void and dragged to a new and unfamiliar world with an even more unfamiliar body as well.

His mind somewhat warped and altered from his previous experiences, he now has now the chance to start over from scratch in a world that seems to be oozing with magic. But don’t be fooled by his now somewhat altered ego, he still is the Emperor, highly intelligent, cunning and extremely powerful (even though at the beginning his magic is weakened)

Now that he is here and given another chance in a new world filled with new possibilities and conquests he will make sure to not repeat his previous mistakes ever again while getting his…han-hooves…on a new empire. He is going to show this new world what true dominance is.

The Emperor is back and hungry for more power.

(FEATURED ON 10/6/2016 JUST AFTER A DAY OF RELEASE? DON'T YOU PEOPLE'S HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?)

(Authors note: The current cover art is only temporary, I will create a more dedicated cover art if this fic is being received well.)

For the longest time, Twilight Sparkle had problems with dating. Although she was the Princess of Friendship, the stallions she had attempted to progress beyond friendship with always seemed to shy away, sometimes at a rapid gallop. Well, this time she has the problem solved. If she can't find a stallion who will be romantic with her, she is going to make a stallion who wants to be romantic with her.

What could possibly go wrong?

Editors: Tek, Starlight_Glimmer, Mitch H, FTL
Picture Credit MoonlightFan on Deviant Art (Little Tigress on FimFiction)
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[Rationalfic Deconstruction / Subversion of Displaced]
You’ve read the stories of people from Earth being “Displaced”: Their bodies are changed, their minds are warped, and they’re thrown across the multiverse, to whatever world and timeline their supernal "Displacers" decide upon.  Well, this story isn’t one of them...

...because when they tried to remake me, I didn’t let them.

A Rationalist Horror story, in which an Occultist from some version of Earth (implied to be the World of Darkness) undermines her own Displacement and ends up as a Self-Modifying Construct. Scientific Inquiry, Philosophical Debate, Rational Discussion, Body Horror, and Existential Hijinks ensue. Themes, Concepts, and Style inspired by HP Lovecraft, Elizer Yudkowsky, Gordon R Dickson, Edgar Allen Poe, Modern Prometheus (Frankenstein), Dresden Codak, World of Darkness, and Friendship is Optimal.
^{Front page on JUL 28th, AUG 12th, OCT 30, and every update after that.}

Your story breaks the shitty norm that most displaced stories have in common by being an 'actually interesting story' instead of a powertrip for a horny teen.

This is like brain porn. My head hurts but in a good way.

Author’s Notes

I often find Displaced fics to be more often Miss than Hit with me. Often, they're generic, poorly written, or just do not do anything worth reading with the concept.  This is an experiment to trt out a few other concepts which aren’t used often, even by me, including some which directly subvert Displaced as a genre, and maybe even come up with some advice for those authors. This is also a crossover with the upcoming Dragon: The Oroboroi Chronicles, a World of Darkness rulebook which I lead the development team for.

I hope you all enjoy this, and I implore you to leave some feedback in the comments section: I'll experimenting with a few uncommon concepts here, and I'd like to know how people feel about how they're coming across. :3

FAQ

Because people keep bringing these things up...

Horror/Dark Tags

I've had multiple people ask "how bad does it get?" Note the lack of the "gore", "sad", or "mature" tags or anything like that. Yes, there is blood and death at some point in this story, but the real horror of this story comes from the philosophical and scientific quandaries the characters go through: this is "intellectual horror", not "visceral horror".

Length

In the interest of this NOT becoming one of those long, sprawling fics, I plan to keep this limited to a manageable 10 chapter limit, not counting Prologue and Epilogue. No one wants to read something that long, and I'd rather not be stressing over this 6 months from now.

Sequel

The Sequel is already in the works, with scenes already written. It will be a more episodic story revolving around world optimization and interplanar hijinks.

Crossovers

To be clear, I do plan on having the main character make one of those "Token" things, but as they often get in the way of actual stories, that won't happen until the end of the story. The Sequel will be crossover-heavy.