Letters. Everyone writes them, and they're not just for ponies. Be they carriers of serious news, friendly correspondence between pen pals, or declarations of heart and heartbreak, each one is written with a clear purpose or goal in mind.

Celestia uses them to try and keep her faithful student and friends in line, and try to keep an unbalanced world on the straight and narrow.

This is much harder than it sounds.

Now with an audio reading by Lady Tenkage!

Side Stories:

Old-Fashioned Bar Hoppers, featuring Celestia, Mayor Mare, and Granny Smith shenanigans.
Journal of an Adolescent Clone, featuring Sunny and Moony shenanigans since Season 5.

When Fluttershy sees a talking dog up for adoption, how could she resist?

She thought that he would be as easy to care for as a normal dog. But... she was mistaken. He is hard to care for, and even harder to have conversations with.

Maybe she should have gotten another bunny instead...

After Twilight studies the Illuminati, she becomes obsessed with finding triangles and thinking "Illuminati confirmed".

Her friends start thinking she's insane.

On her first day of school, a young filly is asked to tell Princess Celestia her name.

Little did she know, class was already in session.

Twilight Sparkle has been serving her country as the Princess of Friendship for over two years, and she thinks that it's finally time for her to take the next step in her royal career: she wants a fancy enchanted mane, just like Celestia and Luna. Luckily for her, the process behind it is pretty simple—all she has to do is go petition the legendary Author of All Beings. You know, the one that lives near the supermarket. Surely she'll be willing to grant Twilight her new magical princess mane!

Unfortunately for her, there's one catch: the Author of All Beings is a complete troll.

Thanks to ZuTheSkunk for the Faust vector. Thanks to Thornwing, Quill Scratch, Frog Myre, Manaphy, Oroboro, and Foehn for prereading.

Have you ever wondered how many bizarre Mary Sue/ Gary Sue stories I can come up with?

No?

Well, if you were, look no further. Here are some REALLY bad, bizarre, and strange OC stories I came up with at the top of my head.

Sorry if you are offended in any way. I do not copy backstories from other people onto this. This is completely my imagination.