Princess Twilight,
It recently occurred that I'd been so busy with things here in Canterlot with managing nobles, my sister, and keeping ourselves in check that I hadn't kept any good maintenance on your old tower since the Tirekt incident. Not the one you slept in at the Summit--that tower is super clean, especially after I had the maids make sure not an ounce of dragon fear musk was left. You probably didn't smell it because you're used to it, but trust me, it was there.
Anyway, I tried visiting the old tower this week, but I hit a snag. The spare key I had to your tower was gone.
It wasn't stolen, at least not in the sense of somepony else stealing it. A close associate of mine found the key and decided to try it out on EVERY door to see which one it opened. "If there's a key, there's a lock!" she declared with a sparkle in her eye and a gleeful smile reminiscent of a filly going on a scavenger hunt. I couldn't stay too mad at her for that--I didn't tell her what it went to yet.
However, she did lose the key somewhere in the Canterlot commons, so I can't enter your tower anymore. At least not without breaking a window, but that'll just invite trouble. Anyway, in case you're worried about security, you might want to have the lock changed on the door. Just let me know, and I'll get a locksmith out there to get it changed ASAP.
Oh, and if you want somepony else to have a set of spare keys, I'll need a number on the spare keys to make and distribute properly. I don't want my faux-pas to be the reason some of your books mysteriously vanish while you're away, along with anything else valuable you may keep in there.
I look forward to a prompt reply on this matter, especially considering you still have a few special books here and there I'm certain are worth keeping.
Sincerely and apologetically,
Princess Celestia
Ah, there you are! Did you find the key yet?
I figured as much. Well, don't worry. I'll have it covered later, but you really must control yoursel--
That's a box of apology donuts, isn't it? Ponyfeathers, you really do know me too well.
I know how obvious that is! Just pass me a donut already!
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Can't get in? Nonsense, she has magic. That's the answer for everything possible ever in all existance in MLP. There's nothing we can't fix or funk up royally with pony, princess magic, Celestia.
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"Oh sure, I'll just magically break in to my former student's old tower with the intent of scouring the place for dust and cobwebs while keeping everything where it was--because Twilight is obsessive that way--when I can't even leave my castle and walk the streets without at least one pair of noble eyes watching me, digging up scandalous dirt to try and use against me.
'Celestia Raids Princess Twilight's Old Home' sounds like a lovely headline to read tomorrow morning."
So Celestia likes cakes and occasionally craves donuts. Interesting....
Reminds me of a fanfic I recently read where Celestia makes a law to make sure that all cakes, sweets, and other confectionaries are meant to be sacred in Equestria. The fanfic's called "Legality Abnormality".
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I know, wouldn't it? Though, would it honestly be odd for the princess of a castle to explore her a room that she owns? I'm just saying it seems like a lot of effort to pry open a door when you can do it or have somepony do it for you Celestia.
Dear
fat sun flanksAuntieCelestiaPrincess, The Equestrian Planning Authority would like to inform you that one Pinkamena Diane Pie, aided by
that peasant unicornyour ex student Twilight Sparkle, launched an unregistered and thus unlicensed party in Canterlot Park, disrupting a game of polothat I had a rather large bet riding onof utmost importance.I do notThe planning authority does not enjoy being made a mockery of in this manner. It is an insult tomethe government and by extension yourself. Therefore Idemandask you to set an example of the two public menaces of mares, with a banishment, and then an imprisonment in the land they're banished to.Sincerely
Prince Blueblood 14th. Duke of Canterlot. Lord Commander of the Equestrian Navy. Heir to the Crown of Unicornia, etc, etc
i bet there cake donuts arnt they?
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Blueblood,
I cannot intervene in this matter. Even if I could, I would not. I see nothing wrong with her use of public space, even if it's for a party. Princess Twilight has just as much authority as I do, and you will refer to her with the respect she is due. This means she does not require registration to throw a get-together with her friends.
Furthermore, if you lost a bet in a game of Polo, it is your fault for making the bet in the first place. On a related note, I will be re-evaluating your need for an allowance in light of your making foalish bets. Treasury funds can - and should - be used for more important things than feeding your gambling addiction.
Auntie Celestia
Was that intentional, if so, bravo.