Attention all denizens of Equestria,
Please remain calm. Reports have come in of a swarm of ponies dressed as ridiculous jesters roaming the streets in search of hapless victims. If you encounter any such ponies with whipped cream pie tins at the ready, turn around, and flee for your lives. Look back even once, and you’ll be kissing a sweet pie tin in ten seconds flat.
Forget trying to hide, for they are adept at seeking out cabinets and closets big enough to hide you. Omit any resistance if you are caught—a gruesome, custardy fate awaits those who persist in escape. Oh, and don’t think the shadow of night will aid in your escape either. Luna has converted to their side, and she is the most terrifying jester of all. See any balloons, and you’ve already lost.
My time is short. You must stay safe until the coming sunrise of tomorrow. Don’t worry for my safety. Especially you, Twilight. A special ward I have placed around my tower keeps me safe from both the Pink One and the Nightmare Loony. Rest assured, I am confident in my safety today more than any other—
Really, Discord? Even you turned to the dark side this day?! Apparate all you like, but you shall not pass through this barrier!
...Don’t you dare. E-Even a pie that giant won’t put a dent in this! Ready your throw, I challenge thee to break it with all your might!
...Sugar… so much… sugary filling…
Happy Easter Fools, everyone!
As a sidenote, if you happen to see any devious-looking bunnies, you may want to consider staying away from any eggs they’re hiding.
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