Dear Princess Celestia,
My purse just got hit with a magic orb thingy. Now it's sentient and asking me in a wheezing low voice to wish for things to make my life happier, especially if it involves trapping my enemies within its twisting, hoarding maze-like contents of makeup and vanity products complemented with a seemingly infinite number of pockets.
Should I use this for detention?
~~~
Dear Principal Celestia,
Detention? For you, that is perfect. Heck, I could probably use one of those purse prisons (sounds catchy, am I right?) just to cut down on occupied space in so many ways for all the irredeemable villains in my world.
I don’t know if a purse will fit all of mine, though. Do you know if those things come in a bigger size?
~~~
Dear Princess Celestia,
That’s a silly question.
I have all the tote bags.
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Mirror Magic was fun.
So, I've seen the latest episode, and there's only one thing I have to say:
Anyone that looks at a nonfiction journal and claims it's a "story" deserves to have a piano dropped on their head.
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I absolutely love what you said!
The best part is when the find the parts they don't like in Non-Fiction, and say, oh, this didn't happen, and this is not how the author meant. All I can do then is scream, "THIS IS NOT FICTION!!! THIS IS REALITY, NUMBSKULL!!! ALL THIS HAPPENED!!!"
I mean, come on man. When something is clearly Fact and not Fiction, you'd think there'd be more people who could accept it for what it is, not cherry-pick their favorites.
Also, parts of that episode felt like they were poking fun at our community. Tell me I'm not the only one who felt that.
8361863 Everyone had the idiot ball this episode.
8361943 They clearly were. In fact, I'm pretty sure the sole purpose of the episode was to get us to calm the fuck down.
Also, I didn't even consider that part: they're cherry-picking autobiographies.
Idiot ball. Definitely. No question, no doubt.
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8362104
Okay, this'll be what I say last too.
It's how I move on since there is no past for me. And nothing I write is meant as a person attack, and I apologize when it does, I'm simply blunt and unaware when I am. I just don't like my interpretation being treated as nonsense.
Spoilers for newest episode.
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Not in stock, but we do have access to a spell that will greatly enlarge a piano to the desired size! Flim&Flam claim no responsibility in the event of total genocide/total global apocalypse.
These letter seems to have been a bit purse-onal.
Celestia needs to be on the lookout for big blue boxes.
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A bit off topic, but I can't help but think about how Daring Do had to suffer this stupidity at some point.
The next logical step is to get your prison-bag lost in transit during air travel, thus ensuring that those sealed within are never seen again.
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I mean maybe they looked at it closer to a memoir where it's more of a fusion between the two or something?
Still, it was a rather hilariously terrible episode. Certainly one that had a lot of good natured poking at the fandom. I think the best part was when that lady was talking about how Twilight was better BEFORE she became an Alicorn Princess
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Episode? What episode?