Twilight Sparkle,
Your friendship lesson gave me pause for thought.
Magic is your thing, isn't it? It's the thing you withheld once before in front of your friends with the Ursa Minor incident. But it came out, and now your friendship is stronger because of it.
A younger filly learned this lesson long before you did. Without magic, and if my understanding is correct, without a cutie mark.
I... have no words to say. Truly, you've left me stunned and speechless that a small filly has a better idea of friendship than you did at that age.
Granted, you were buried neck-deep into magic tomes and textbooks at my school, but there were other gifted unicorns there you could have made friends with, right?
Except you didn't, and instead clung to me like a hungry leech in a swamp. And while I have taught you a great many things, friendship is something I cannot teach you.
That is why you are there in Ponyville. To learn what that little filly did, and take it to become a better pony. You can do this; you must do this.
Because the alternative is that I have to start over. And the candidates aren't up to your level. My current best pick is a filly who can blow snot bubbles and morph them into booger art. Provocative and intriguing, but disgusting art.
Promise me you will learn something new next time. Please.
Love,
Princess Celestia
Luna, why do you want to see that? Trust me, it's not worth it.
Yes yes, I know I'm not the lord over your time, but I really do think you could spend it better doing anything but looking at mucus shaped into a tiger lily.
FINE! If you insist, we can browse her gallery of nasal paintings too. Though I warn you now, she sometimes does fresh ones.
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Ah booger art. That would be something.
Ahh cutie marks, and the perils of getting the "wrong one."
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and they could be unrelated to what you do, or what your other talents are.
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Thing is if your cutie mark is a nostril with a paintbrush, you probably got the short end of the cutie mark stick.
You'd think with how Celestia acts in her letters that Twilight Sparkle would have become desensitized to her surly nature, perhaps becoming even snarkier than we see in canon as she absorbed the lessons. Like, Hard Reset level snarky Twilight Sparkle.
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eh, that's mainly only if you can't do anything else because of it.
That's snot art
5580214 Hilarious.
The whole idea of Celestia tossing a stone from Canterlot to Ponyville is worth a chuckle, as is this entire story.
Hue hue hue hue.
Sunset Shimmer, "I would have stayed your faithful student if you hadn't told me to blech, 'make friends.' What does that have to do with magic?"
5594151 Absolutely nothing. But Celestia isn't going to teach the secrets of the universe to some one who would use them to abuse her subjects. Just like government don't train just anybody how to fly bombers and fire artillery strikes.
Sunset was an amazing Unicorn. If I am reading the signs right, she was even better then Twilight. But Sunset was going down the path to the dark side as corny as that sounds. So Celestia pulled back the reigns on her training.
Than when Twilight came around Celestia was not going to make the same mistake and dumped her purple plot into ponyville. Twilight must learn friendship before Celestia is willing to teach her the higher level spells.
Dear Princess Celestia:
You're going to replace me?! I'll work 24/7 to improve my standing with you!
Your worried student, Twilight Sparkle.
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Ditto.
Mucus art? That' snot right... so sorry...
...And now I'm morbidly curious what a tiger lily painted by magically shaped snot bubbles would look like.
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Well, consider this Miss Shimmer, do you really think Celestia would teach magic to someone whom she thought would become a tyrant or a monster?
oh godddd whhhyyyyy did you give me that imagggeeeee?
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Yes.