Suspect List
Pinkie Pie: The obvious suspect. Pink coat dyeing is possibly correlated to her overzealous pink-dyed acolytes (does she think I’m one of her biggest fans?), and she has indisputable, inexplicable access to my bathroom. This might be some kind of obscure Pinkist baptism, but that’s wild speculation. Could just be a “harmless” prank.
Or it could be more. I dread the thought of asking Pinkie if she had anything to do with this. But I might not have a choice in the matter if she comes to visit unannounced…
Huh. She didn’t appear unannounced at this very timely moment. Shame, that would have saved me a bit of time. And scared me out of my fuzzy pink slippers and pink robe.
…I don’t own fuzzy pink slippers and a pink robe! These were white! Eggshell white!
Calm down, Tia. Deep breathing. Deeeeep breathing—no, this means war. Though it might not be war against her.
Luna: Definitely a viable revenge prank coming from her. Far be it from me to put her above such devious pranking when I pranked her last week by swapping out the sugar container with salt in the kitchen prior to her morning coffee.
Her spittake after drinking a cup of hot caffeinated ocean water was priceless, and she swore revenge for such “betrayal of a sacred morning ritual”.
If she did do this, then well played, sister. I obviously need to step up my game.
Sunny and/or Moony: Both have a high propensity for causing a never-ending storm of aimless shenanigans and unfortunate, unusual accidents. It’s entirely possible they dyed me on accident (or on purpose) somehow.
I don’t know how they would have had the thought of dyeing my bubble bath bottle, but attaching a train of logic to their thinking is just asking for it to be derailed immediately. Even so, I can’t rule them out.
Appleclack: ...Well, if she did do it, I had it coming for a looooong time.
But that won’t stop the misnaming. No, I think that would just escalate even more, perhaps even starting on the new way to poke fun at her name.
Brace yourself, Pineapplejack.
Rainbow Dash: A notable pranker. Certainly has a bone or two to pick with me regarding her Wonderbolt status.
Not sure if she’d be smart enough to sabotage my bubble bath bottle—seems too subtle for her.
Discord: If this is his idea of toning down his chaotic nature, this is a real funny way of showing it.
Note to self: Ask Fluttershy if she’s tightened his collar and/or shortened his leash post-Tirek.
Various ponies on my castle staff: After everything they’ve been putting up with from me, Luna, Sunny and Moony, I can see this as a form of payback. Janitor Jenkins in particular has consistently put up with the most from all of us.
I’ll admit, the execution of this prank was quite clean… hrm… I’ll consider this.
Me all along??: Unless I’m starring in a movie directed by M. Night Shyamallama, I don’t think so.
Principal Celestia: Okay, I lied. Maybe it’s her. That spacetime tear in my bathroom kind of makes that easy for us to mess with each other’s bath products.
And I clogged her toilet that one time and didn’t tell her (not sure why I thought I could hide that). I wanted to try it just once!
I don’t think offering a clean chamberpot afterward was enough of an apology.
Mayor Mare and/or Granny Smith: I should have considered these two way sooner than this. Two best friends that know my castle like the back of their hoof, and they even know about my love for bubble baths.
So of course I suspect them for this, because best friends can sometimes be the most clever and unsuspecting pranksters.
Unless you know they happen to be pranksters. And I definitely do.
Anyway, I think that’s about all of the big suspects I have. More not yet considered may be added later, but for now this is good enough to start my initial investigation. But first, some stress-relieving cupcakes!
...WHY is the frosting pink?! AAAAAAAA—
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Yes.
Pinkie's behind this.
... It was Twilight, wasn't it?
My fur is PINK!
My fur is pink
pink?
wow pink!
wut?
pink bubbles!
pink? SPIKE!
wut Twi?
product recall . . .?
It's Twilight.
Absolutely Twilight.
Princess Celestia and Principal Celestia should really be teaming up.
Especially against Sweet Applejackers.
The suspects are gathered. It's much like Who Shot Mr Burns: it would be quicker to rule out who isn't a suspect.
You have nopony to blame but yourself Celly: your exasperated, and occasionally mean spirited, snarking was always going to bite you in your (now gloriously pink) backside eventually.
...You're wearing colored contacts, Celestia.
7386810 That occurred to me as well...
7386810
I was thinking a spell that causes whatever she sees that's white to look pink to her but that could work too.
No it was the Great and Powerful Trixie! No one would ever have suspected it. Maybe Starlight Glimmer...
The more pink there is, the more suspicious Pinkie seems... unless that's just what the real culprit wants us to think.
Maybe the unicorn of the Cake-twins is having magic-surges. (Don't remember the name right now)
Cadance: Nopony suspects me...
Good.
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Pumpkin Cake is all the way in Ponyville.
7387088 you can never know with magic-surge's. Remember Twilight's?
Cadance will be caught pink-hooved
7386893 The Spa-Neigh Inquisition?
So if it wasn't the Pink Menace, then would it be Flurry Heart? Wait.... She's in Crystal Empire along with Cadance and Shining, isn't she?
Then it could be Twilight.
Nope - the secret is, the real prankster is... MR AND MRS CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one!!
Maybe she's so deep she pranked herself trying to remove non-existent pranks by the others...
AH HA! The return of the noble hero has come again! The pony, the legend, Janitor Jenkins.
Pinkie is guilty
Doth the white princess maybe wear pink lenses?
7387183 Forget Twilight's surges, Flurry Heart's surges were even more powerful.
It's the a-pink-alypse!
Somehow, I don't see this turning into the next themed version of Clue.
(Then again ...)
7390289 it was clearly Twilight in the City Hall with the Plutonium Rod! (Don't ask what the plutonium rod had to do with anything... Idk )
7387205
Expected it.
M. Night Shyamallama
M. Night Shyamallama-ding-dong is my favorite name for him.
7388231 I guess it just conornce that they found a spell to contain her magic in the cystal library. The HSPA really should stop using that cloche rhaf any library suddenly has the answerz
Isn't it a little late to be making fun of Possessed Sibling for that color?