Dear Apple Jack-Be-Nimble,
Color me shocked and in complete disbelief. I can't believe you changed your legal name to counter my name game. It's one of the most insane counters I've ever witnessed in my years as ruler of Equestria.
I both love and hate you for playing the game now. At last, you’ve finally turned the tables by flipping it on me after years of what would have been countless and senseless name violations. It’s begrudgingly commendable, almost worthy of a trophy all by itself.
Although thanks to your wacky retaliation, I can’t exactly give this trophy to you now. After all, there is no ‘Applejack’ this belongs to anymore. Honestly, if you didn’t want the trophy, you didn’t have to go this far to refuse it. Gustave le Grand would have happily accepted it in your stead considering he got second place.
As it stands however, I tip my crown to you, Apple Jack-Be-Quick. On one hoof, getting in on the joke yourself shows such a strong sense of maturity in knowing how to take a joke. On the other hoof, it sours my take on nomenclature as it's no longer a thing only I had done (with one beautiful, bipedal exception), and I'm slightly peeved somepony else is encroaching on my naming turf, especially when it's the victim.
But you know what? That’s okay. I've been playing the name game for years, Apple Jack-Jumped-the-Candlestick. You can certainly flip a table, but I've flipped houses. And you're about to find out how I'm going to flip your house upside-down.
With regard and respect,
Applejack
Oh yes, I went there.
~~~
Dear Granny Smith,
I know this sounds rather sudden — in fact this is completely unannounced — but would you like to be Princess for a day?
And before you ask, yes, this does involve your granddaughter. It’ll be one last hurrah for the road.
So, are you in?
Friends Forever,
Apple Hijacked-Her-Name
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Well shit
It's going down soon
This is getting a little too silly, I think.
Apple Jack-Be-Nimble, Apple Jack-Be-Quick, Apple Jack-Jumped-the-Candlestick, Apple Hijacked-Her-Name. What's next? Apple Jack-in-the-Box? Apple Jack-O-Lantern? Apple Jack-and-the-Beanstalk? Changing your name may not be the best idea, Apple Jack Daniels, because Celestia is going to come up with other ways to make fun of your new name now.
I think Celestia's enjoying this, this is the most challenge she's had in ages, and now she finally has an opponent.
Celestia's conduct in this one is too petulant to be enjoyable for me. She essentially punishing Applejack for not just taking her shit.
Frankly, in Applejack's place at this point? I'd write a letter to Luna. If Celestia can turn Granny Smith on her family, who says A.J. can't do the same?
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As good as that is, all AJ really needs to do is find a way to turn Pinkie Pie on her. Maybe by mentioning how SAD it makes her that Celestia can't even remember her name...
Wait. If I'm reading this correctly, the Bearer of Honesty changed her name to Celestia. That's positively devious. No matter what the princess does now, any move beyond accepting defeat sacrifices any hope of moral high ground she might ever have. Not that she ever had much with this particular conflict.
Hmm, I get that you can go any path you want, but I've never really found the wrong name of Applejack funny. It's just kinda there. The length of time and determination Celestia has put into it just makes her look more and more like an asshole. Changing your name doesn't seem like "maturely taking a joke" it seems more like "the most important and powerful person alive is determinedly harassing me for no reason and I have virtually no recourse".
Celestia had literally no reason to start miscalling AJ and even less to keep it going. It's just a lack of courtesy she decided to aim at AJ and no one else perhaps because AJ is the most reasonable and therefore boring to Celestia and amusing her is more important than giving literally the most basic respect.
I'm waiting for Pinkie Pie to make her appearance. The Pink Menace is in AJ's corner I think.
Beware of Pink ponies
CelestiaApplejack. Your sparring partner can unleash them at a moment's whim.Can someone explain this to me, please? Why did Applejack change her name, and why is it so devious? Celestia's still not calling her by any one name, so the "counter" doesn't seem to have worked.
It's implied that Applejack changed her name to Celestia, which means that Celestia would have to keep messing with her own name. Except she's not. She's still calling Applejack silly names, so what was the point?
7871008 She was taken to the brink by an endless assault of butchering to her Mane... ahem... Name...
so she changed her name to CelestAI, soi the Princess won't butcher her name no more for fear of butchering her own name... only for the Princess to hiApplejack the name that was unused, to do what, I'm not sure of...
Can we just forget that this whole thing ever happened? It's so silly it's not even funny.
7871190 I think I get it now. Thanks.
How long before Apple Jack-Bauer goes '24' on somepony's flank?
The name-butchering wasn't even slightly funny the first time, and got worse as it continued. It was just some petty malice on Celestia's part, with an implied, "And you can't do anything about it because I'm a princess!" It makes Celestia look like an over-the-top version of Diamond Tiara. Granny Smith should stop exchanging letters with her until she straightens up her act.