Dear Rarity,
Again, you and your friends have woken up another section of nobles to the reality that is this world. Except for Fancy Pants, obviously, but he's the one miraculous exception that's somehow not a prick.
The party was quite a blast overall. I even managed to pull you aside so we could have a nice talk about your reverse Robin Hoof being a complete waste of generosity on a pony as popular as Sapphire Shores. In addition, I also relayed the message the Diamond Dogs wanted me to give you, along with my own personal suggestion on how to curry their favor.
I'll be honest, I wasn't a fan of their suggestion that you work in their caves for a "million bajillion years." Beyond the fact that they're awful at counting, I know those years would be filled with more whining and just be the worst decision on their part. And then you'd probably leave with more of their gems and we'd still be stuck at square one.
Instead, I talked them down to something a bit less insane. I insist you simply give them back whatever gems you still have from their grounds, and WITHOUT COMPLAINING, assist them in finding enough in their caves to make up the remainder so they're back to being functional. Surely you can handle some paltry dirt on your hooves; you take mud baths without any objections.
I've also decided to give them more of the mystery meat cans to make up for all the lost time over the matter, which they heartily accepted without question. Really makes me wonder where on earth they got the idea to try and haggle me for filet mignon, but that's in the past now.
Just think about my idea this week, let me know by the end of the month if you'll do it, and I'll have earmuffs shipped to the Dogs when you're ready. But don't take longer than that.
I mean it. Don't.
Now then, your personal lesson learned on this matter in Canterlot is a curious one to think about. Being proud of your hometown heritage and friends is... situational.
I know you weren't born into a hard lifestyle, Rarity, but understand that there will be some that would rather forget their beginnings. Such times may be painful for many with a rough childhood, and for them, there is no pride to pull from that.
To better word this, recognize your beginnings and know they made you who you are. If they're good, be fortunate they were, but if not, work to make your life not stay that way. And always remember that true friendship is blind to things like background and color.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Alright Luna, I'm ready for you now. These cupcakes haven't left my sight on my desk, and I even licked both of them so you can't touch them! What's your plan this time?!
Y... you made more? A whole dozen?
Ooh, that tray smells heavenly. And you're sure they're for me?
Thanks. Really, thank you, Luna.
I wish to formally state that this will be the last time the Diamond Dog incidents will be mentioned. I've been kicking this hornet nest for far too long, and if for some reason there are still folk out there that don't understand Tia's anger at Rarity, this blog post should clear up any remaining doubts on the matter.
Otherwise, daily updates for letters should be on track without any notable delays. If something comes up, I'll let you good folk know in another one of those blog things.
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I wonder what is in those cupcakes that Luna baked...
And sisterly bonding trumps over stolen cupcakes.
Excellent.
5670104
Pinkie's special recipe was used
Aww, how nice of Luna to give cupcakes to Celestia....
(reads silvadel's comment)
Must...get...the reference...out of my head...!
5670176
And here I was thinking poison joke...
I'm more surprised Rarity doesn't go in with a dog whistle and force them to hand over gems.
5670104 LIES!!
5670576 The book is My Little Pony: The Elements of Harmony.
5667746 Right, time for me to ignore the idiot who cannot comprehend basic English.
And that ends the cupcake gag in a sweet and heartwarming way. Just perfect. Much approved.
5670104 It's her recipe from the moon. They're made with moon dust, tears, and pure hate. I must say though, they taste surprisingly okay.
Thing is, she was out of hate this time so she substituted love.
5671013 That would explain the changeling invasion later on in the season. They didn't want to enslave everyone and drain them dry; they just wanted some of Luna's cooking!
5671804
it's a rule, don't read page 34.
5670104
moondust, tears and hate.
5671966
ohh.... thanks!
.....I just realized probably almost everyone on this site is older than me.....
Oldest trick in the books, Ex-Lax cupcakes !
I'll crater her !
5670252
Alright you filthy dogs, you've caused enough trouble! This is conquest!
*whine* *whistle* *complain*
Hopefully Luna's cupcakes are better than her cookies.
Yeah, I've never understood women like that who complained about filth, then dove right in.
Is Luna baking that bad?
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I don't think Cia's being sarcastic here.
Jeez, that's... actually a good point. Surprisingly deep for a comedy like this. I'm always pleasantly surprised when this story has a serious moment or two.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the comedy, but it's always nice to see that comedy can actually have thought put into it and not just be random slapstick and absurdity.
Not that slapstick and absurdity is BAD, but you get the idea.
5672058 Depends. I got on here about a year and a half ago, and I'm not even 15. Trust me, I doubt you're the youngest. I'm fairly certain I've seen 7-year-olds before...
5670104 Clearly Luna used lots of coloured icing.
The colouring came from the liquid at the rainbow factory.
6240699 y'know I thought those last few sentences were adorable. Now I'm just laughing my ass off because that's probably what she did.
5670176
In the Rainbow Factory...