My faithful student,
My, how time flies. One week since you left Canterlot, and no panicked letter requesting my aid? You must have things under control...or you're resting in a straitjacket. It better not be the latter like last time.
Anyway, it just occurred to me that you might be homesick. I mean, I did send you away from Canterlot rather suddenly and almost without notice, so I hope you squeezed in a goodbye to your parents before you rode that balloon out of town. If not, well, I'm sure you left them a letter or something, right? A post-it note, at least.
But regardless if you did or not, I put a surprise in this letter for you. Enclosed are two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. You know, the big celebration where a ton of noble ponies kiss my hooves until they prune over. One's for you, and another is for a friend you can bring along.
I sent just one extra because I have no idea if those five ponies you made friends with are just acquaintances or the real deal. Yes, I know they helped with Luna, but anyone can be a hero for five minutes. It takes far longer than that to show good friendship.
Choose wisely, Twilight. There's a reason these tickets are golden and not onyx. No, really. Luna's getting some new regalia fitted for her and demanded ALL the black onyx like it grows on gem trees. At this rate I'll need to renegotiate with the Dogs again, and that never goes well.
I'll see you at the Gala. And remember to dress modestly; sticking a ruler and a bookmark in your hair doesn't count as "classy" attire.
Love,
Princess Celestia
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How many people stick rulers in their hair...?
I see what you did there!
Oh boy she's actually very mean to Twilight...
...Or maybe just talking from experience...
Wouldn't it make more sense for the other ticket to be for a date?
5616725 This is Twilight we're talking about; let's not get too crazy!
I am intrigued.
Very True!
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I'm not sure, I've had a hard time measuring that statistic
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I think she's going for the teacher with a bun look. With a ruler and a bookmark through the bun.
These are brilliantly sarcastic! I applaud you, good sir *APPLAUDS*
This quote is perfection incarnate. It's almost word for word from my personal philosophy.
Dear Princess Celestia:
I just barely left and you're already trying to ruin the first friendships I've ever truly had? Well, you can stick those stupid tickets up your ass!
Your irritated student, Twilight Sparkle.
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Hahaha, well they could use Rarity for the negotiations.
5615509 Or these could be private rewrites she wrote to vent her anger and frustration. If this is the case, what are the chances Luna(definitely not snooping around in Tia's room like a stalking creep) ends up finding these secret letters?
someone has got to work on a set of replies for these. these letters to/from are hilarious.
I don't know whether to laugh or be scared
It better not be the latter like last time.
Last time?
5615509 "Lesson Zero"
5690147 P.S. Onyx suits Luna, as black as her heart! Pffft
To quote an old comedian: I don’t suffer from insanity. I revel in it.
And to quote a friend of mine: We’re all insane. It’s just a matter of what level of insanity you’re willing to admit you’re at. And watch out for the ones that claim they’re perfectly normal. They’re usually the ones who are more fucked up than everybody else.
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Try this. Better let than never
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/30661/letters-from-a-disgruntled-friendship-student