My faithful student,
First and foremost, props to you. I honestly didn't think you'd make five friends in two days. Frankly I think that's suspect, but if you're comfortable with it, I won't object. They seemed nice for the whole five minutes I spent around them anyway.
Secondly, I extend my gratitude to you for purifying my sister while you caught her completely off-guard.
No, really, you have no idea how lucky you are. She would have trashed everything. I know what a thousand years of madness and pent-up anger feels like; she's chucked a rock at me every night since I banished her. Yes, from the moon.
On an unrelated note, we should play Tennis sometime.
Anyway, Luna's readjusting to the new castle as I write this. Thanks to the completely different layout, she's had to ask me where the throne room is about three times already. I've purposely redirected her to different rooms while the craftsponies I hired tonight are throwing together another throne.
She's probably in the kitchen right now. That'll keep her occupied for a good hour or two.
One last thing. Now that the Elements of Harmony are recovered, I humbly ask that they be submitted into my care for safekeeping. I have a vault set up here in Canterlot. In honesty, I don't trust those being out in the open for anyone to steal. Not that I recall any muggers living in Ponyville, but you never know.
I request you do this before your friends become too attached to their superpowered jewelry. The last thing I want is these harmonious artifacts of magic abused for trifling reasons.
The white one might be hardest to pry it from. I suggest you ask her first.
Love,
Princess Celestia
P.S. I'm sending Spike's eggshell in this letter. The stench is intolerable, and I won't have my room reek of a dragon's den. He is your responsibility, so take care of him appropriately.
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*SNRK* Okay, that was amusing.
Luna/Nightmare Moon chucked a rock at her every night for a thousand years?
This is so true. At least, I think it is. It may not be true here, but if Equestria exists in some alternate dimension (we can only hope) thne it might be true there.
No, really, you have no idea how lucky you are. She would have trashed everything. I know what a thousand years of madness and pent-up anger feels like; she's chucked a rock at me every night since I banished her. Yes, from the moon.
I have died and gone to heaven Thanks to this... BRILLIANT QUOTE!!!
*sees what you did there*
This is seriously one of the funniest things in the world.
Suspicious?
Either way, good job, out of all the reinventions and retellings of the show, this is shaping up to be great.
Headcannon get.
This line set the hook.
Okay I'm only two letters in but I want to say: Thank you for not making Princess Celestia a complete jerk who insults everybody! Most stories like this go something along the lines of : You are stupid and fat twilight I have no clue why I chose someone so useless as a student got rot in Tarturus.
You keep it at the right amount of annoyance and sarcasm to be funny and get your point across. I'm going to read more now.
P.S love the chucking rocks from the moon thing
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"Suspect" is more of a colloquialism, but it means the same thing as "suspicious".
Not sure if I'm impressed or disturbed....
This particular version of Celestia would fit right in were I work.
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Impressed. The amount of calculations involving the rotation (or lack thereof) of both the planet and the moon, coupled by the orbit of the moon around the planet, the interference of gravitational fields of the Sun and whatever other large planetary bodies exist in the Equestrian system is astronomical. Being able to throw a rock large enough to survive re-entry (or would it just be 'entry') with enough force to escape the moon's gravity, along the exact course necessary, and get it near enough the target on a consistent basis that the target in question knows about the nightly attempts is near-impossible.
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Well, she's had 365,250 tries to get her aim down.
Dear Princess Celestia:
Having received this letter, I feel tempted to chuck a rock at you every night for the rest of my life
Your angry student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: Keep the eggshell. It's my gift to you.
5653380 she could also have enchanted the rocks to be tracking to celestia, or fired them so fast it wouldnt matter
also enchanted to not have to be that big by using magic to protect from entry.
Well, that explains why the elements were in the castle.
5553778 How do you think Celestia got Canterlot mountain out of nowhere?
5853448 She probably threw the rest all over Equestria when the mountain grew too big. Moon rocks are not as rare in Equestria as they are on Earth.
5545033 Even as an adult, Luna can be childish. lol
wow I didn't know Celestia was getting stoned every night
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The tennis line...
So Luna tossed 365250 rocks? Damn, the moon must have a good dent in it...
5996267 that would be the darker 'pits' in the moon, not only dod she throw those rocks, she carved out her head from the missing rocks
5576632 didn't see :c can you point me in the right direction to see said joke?
"One last thing. Now that the Elements of Harmony are recovered, I humbly ask that they be submitted into my care for safekeeping. I have a vault set up here in Canterlot. In honesty, I don't trust those being out in the open for anyone to steal. Not that I recall any muggers living in Ponyville, but you never know." OH HO HO HOOOOO the dramatic irony, it hurts so good.
The sentiment seems plausible, the actual wording seems a bit out of character.
I love the power glove. It's so bad.
Why can I suddenly see Rarity turning into Gollum when Twilight asks for her Element back....
: *In Gollum voice*. Tricksey little princesses. Theys try to take the Precious froms us. But, theys can’t haves it. It’s my own.....My.....Precious.....
Can't. Murder is against the law.
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What story is that from?
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It's a reference to the Power glove an NES accessory that when you put it on you are supposed to be able to control with your hand. But it didn't work like at all. It's also a reference to the movie the wizard which is an over hour long video game commercial.
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And it has characters named Sunset and Discord?
Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's not like she chucked TWO rocks every day.