Dear Twilight,
Today started off fine. Just another typical afternoon watching Sunny play in the garden, singing with the birds and the like. Luna’s been busy with Moony caring for her dragons--who would have thought a lightheaded version of herself was just what those creatures needed when those Crusaders aren’t around? At the very least, I’m finding less scorch marks in the castle, and the smell of smoke isn’t as pungent these days.
Then something happened that I thought you might be aware about. Small and massive tears in the skyline opened up into some other world. I initially thought this was Discord’s handiwork ever since he tore open such a hole back at the Gala, but apparently Fluttershy expressly forbade him from ever opening wormholes since that night. Much to my surprise, he’s actually abiding by this ban.
I think… he might be fully whipped by now. But at the same time, he’s Discord. The second he becomes predictable is the moment I start a pastry-free diet. And both of us know how unlikely those choices are…
…Wait, would that make it more likely to happen if he and I think it won’t? He wouldn’t take that as a challenge, would he? Maybe… I just won’t tell him about this proposition. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt me.
Anyway, he didn’t make the portals, and that was quite bothersome. But before I could even figure out what was really going on with the portals, they closed. Zipped up and vanished with nary a trace they were ever there. Well, almost completely gone.
Later this afternoon, I discovered something intriguing. One of these rips happened right in my bathroom.
Now, normally I’d consider the odds astronomical that said portal would just so happen to lead to another bathroom that curiously mirrored my own in some notable aspects: the choice of rose shampoo, a similar array of beauty products on the countertop, the rubber ducky perfectly positioned in the bathtub. All of it felt unquestionably familiar…
And then proof positive of said familiarity came in through the door on their end. She looked at me; I looked at her. We stood there speechless, for a time… and then words began to trickle out.
“You look like me if I was a bipedal cookie monster,” I started.
“And you look like me if I was a quadrupedal cake chomper,” she shot right back.
“Well met! Do you know Granny Smith?”
“She’s one of my best friends!”
“How about her granddaughter?”
“You mean Skipjack?”
“Ooh, that’s a good one! I’ll call her that next time!”
“Hey, you can’t do that! What am I supposed to call mine?”
“Applestack.”
“...We’re going to be friends.”
“Best friends.”
I’d keep going on, but let’s just say I think I’m going to keep this portal open for a little while. Don’t worry--I’ll keep a very close eye on it as time passes. If I think things will get out of control, I won’t hesitate to close it myself.
In the meantime, should you hear of other occurrences where any stray tears still remain after this incident that lasted so shortly I can’t even give it a proper title, you might want to look into them. I’ve instructed Cadance to handle any within her vicinity, and I’m doing the same for those near me. ‘Tis important for princesses to keep each other in the loop these days, so handle your tears accordingly.
Wishing you well,
Princess Celestia
…Wait, I can’t just leave this portal wide open for Sunny to see. I know her. The first thing she’ll do is jump right through it without the slightest hesitation!
But how to hide it… hrm, if I were Sunny, how would I be easily fooled? I can’t just hide this behind a curtain with a “closed for repairs” sign…
…Or can I?
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Oh lord...
No, it's complete until the next season airs!
Principal Celestia and Princess Celestia... I want these two to go to the bar together.
Do not let Luna know about the portal. Only
comedy, I meanhorror, no comedy will come.6760499
That reminds me that Bar Hoppers has been asleep for a very long time.
Welp. I guess it's time I get around to waking it up.
Considering her IQ, you probably could.
So the Other Celestia mispronounces Applejack's name by replacing the first part of the name with another word like "Skipjack", "Flapjack", "Crackerjack", and "BlueJack"? That's hilarious.
This needs a spinoff.
Also, "Bipedal cookie monster" made me laugh out loud.
I laughed.So. Hard.
So it is deliberate!
I'm not sure how many more Celestias can be added to this mess, and I kind of want to find out. Also, the idea of tears opening up elsewhere in the human world, possibly from the growing strain on the fabric of spacetime, is a fascinating concept. I may need to use that in the future.
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The question is, in whose universe?
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If the overly-whiny SJWs get their way, it'd be less like 1984-style HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY and more Shit, here come the Social Justice Police! Hide everything!
People would continue doing everything as usual, it would just be underground.
You overestimate their power. They're inconvenient as hell, and a major nuisance, but we're not talking New World Order here. They'll die off in ten or fifteen years time just like every other "movement" like it, just another chapter in the big book of history.
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The Principal's, obviously. Max out that "Holy " quota.
6760762 Well, an Alicorn showing up in the EQG universe would be... questioned more. So, bearing that in mind, gonna say let the Principal be the first human to cross the veil in her original form.
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i.imgur.com/67b32qs.png
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that picture never doesn't make me laugh
I imagined the portals to look like this
img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140321234548/kamenrider/images/7/70/Crack_opening_up.png
6780718 that sounds about right.
Hey guys remember the Corvus Raven that's luna's pet? Well...
*sees the hiatus sign*
*realises that there's not going to be anything for like a freakin' century or something*
*cries*
6831269 I thought so. Then Sombra's horn would lose it's court case, assuming that the case isn't thrown out immediately.
Season 6 is BACK and that is one ridiculously STRONG BABY!!
I tried so hard to reach for the stars but I failed you all. Try to keep standing tall, never had a real chance at all, but still I’m searching...
For 10,000 ways to say sorry, but life writes its own tragic story...
Sorry, I was thinking of a different ‘The Game’.