Twilight Sparkle,
I finally know who made the sound and prismatic lightshow all those years ago, before you were my student.
I was reading a good book, sipping a cup of Royal Blend #42, when suddenly my balcony doors threw open as a rainbow blast crashed through, shattering every bit of glass on it. It was loud and beautiful, bursting my eardrums and blowing me and my mind away, toppling me out of my favorite chair and spilling my tea all over that book. It was simply... awesome. Destructive, but awesome.
Also, Rainbow Dash owes me a new copy of "Color and You: Orange Works With Blue, Even if Everyone Hates It."
Now then, did you think you were clever earlier today by passing the buck to Rarity when I asked you what you learned at the Best Young Fliers competition? Or did you choose to have Rarity state the lesson as she's the one who actually learned it for herself?
Regardless of which it is, I can safely say that it is indeed a firm lesson to learn. Although... I imagine that Rainbow Dash still has her head in the clouds instead of her hooves on the ground at the moment. Me naming ponies winners is akin to them winning a lottery, and going by her celebratory motions, I'd say she's going to ride this high for weeks.
Although... that turn of phrase is really lost on Pegasi. I even know a few that never touch the ground. They specifically take a pet cloud with them wherever they go. They even feed it and bathe it; don't ask me how bathing works.
It's not the strangest choice of pet I've seen, but given I own a bird whose molting pattern involves fire and ash, I have no right to complain.
Also, do not get a pet phoenix. You live in a tree. That problem should basically spell itself out, but... I don't know with you. Just don't get one, and trust me on that.
Love,
Princess Celestia
Luna? What's the password?
That was yesterday's! Try again.
This is not extreme! Pinkie invaded my personal space, and I am NOT taking chances!
Yes. Tea and biscuits, please. And the password is "lemon cake."
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Alright celestia, the password is 'molestia'...what do you mean by the moon looks lovely at night? No, I don't like bananas...
HA HA! Now I have the Thursday password for access to Canterlot Castle!
5592104 good, because you won't see any bananas, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAA
BEEY-EETCH!!!
I was going to nit pick that Celstia was there on the day of the Young Fliers competition, but then I realized this is to funny for me to care. That and you got an AU tag.
Shouldn't this render the ending of The Cutie Mark Chronicles moot?
By this point they should know that the rainbow explosion from all those years ago was actually Dash.
5592983 yes, however, it's not until after they recall the events to the CMC that they realized that the Rainboom linked them together, through the fact that all their cutie marks are, directly or indirectly, a result of the Rainboom.
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She probably sent a mirror pool clone to do the boring work for her.
That.. that actually explains a lot really. If she had an entire stable of clones.
Between Spike, and the phoenix Spike briefly adopted, I'm surprised that never became an issue, now that I think about it. Fridge logic.
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is it weird that the fandom is angrier about this than twilight?
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I subscribed to the belief that Pinkie hired a bunch of Changelings so pull off all her weird stunts which was how she had 'seen better' when that other one transformed in front of her.
.....
Lemon cake.
God dammit, where's my prize!?
5601363 Actually, the realization that her tree is gone probably hasn't fully set in. Since in Rainbow Rocks, she's perfectly content in her new castle, I can safely assume the movie takes place sometime in Season 5. One of the writers did say they'd have Twilight coming to terms with it in Season 5, after all.
It's true. My OC's mane is Orange and Blue. It works.
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I see what you did there.
This outlook would earn her my undying loyalty, adoration and worship.
Did anyone else get the Hitchhikers guide reference in Royal Blend #42?
No?
Just me?
Okay...
5626602 I did!
Meeeee tooooo![youtube=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8]
Dear Princess Celestia:
Given the numerous dangers involved in being in the general vicinity of a bird that bursts into flame whenever it regenerates, I'm going to assume you just made up the phoenix thing in order to brag. Well, that ain't gonna work on me, smarty-pants!
Your unimpressed student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: You told me the password was bananas!
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I was thinking more along Apple jack and Rainbow Dash ... But that actually works as well ...
Well, I want to be at the party.
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Yep, this guy gets it.
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Is is odd that I would read a fic where Rainbow got a pet like that and Tank got all jelly of it?
8138571 Sleeping drugs. Ive Always wanted to try a royal cupcake. HeheheHAHAHA
*BOOM*
Sorry folks for the intrusion. But dont worry. Pinke nr 666 have been EXTERMINATED!!!
5762792 No, She actually has One. 😒
*klaxon sounds*
: oh shit luna get down its that pink bitch
[insert luna emoticon here]: oh god my face
: shit