Twilight Sparkle,
I just received your first friendship report, and reading it, I'm a bit... confused.
Because I could have sworn I said something in the last letter. Something about it being okay to ask for help? I'm quite certain I put that in, so reading this report feels remarkably redundant.
Don't get me wrong. I'm happy that Applejack--she's the orange one, right? She learned that important lesson the hard way, I suspect. The Apples were always a bit stubborn, and Granny Smith was no exception.
She's still alive, right? That mare can drink like a champ. And it's been a while, but I think this advice is still sound: stay away from her on Sundays. I mean it. She might be sweet when baked, but she's got a mean bite otherwise.
On that note, could you also let her know I'm free Moonday? Just say, "Pollock's Pub." She'll know where and when.
Love,
Princess Celestia
...No, Luna, you can't come. You have evening court duties.
I will not get you a bottle of Whisker's Whiskey! Do you know how many apology letters I've had to write for your impromptu meteor shower the last time you had that?!
Fine, I'll buy a bottle, but only after your duties are finished. You get one sho--YES, ONE!
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Aaah, so beautiful. munch, munch I'm loving it.
I am loving these, and the part with celestia talking to Luna.
And lol, an impromptu meteor shower.
Okay, now someone NEEDS to write a fic with Granny Smith and Celestia going bar hopping.
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Luna should just make some Moonshine.
Was this an unintentional joke?
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5559018 Was this a joke I don't know?
5596079 She's an apple not an orange.
Granny Smith always baked?
No headcannon get, but I'm tucking this one away for later consideration.
The idea of Granny and Celestia being old friends amuses me.
5615581 It's a joke about actual Granny Smith apples, which are commonly used in pies but are somewhat sour raw.
I can't tell if that's a pun since Luna was looking over her shoulder again or if it's a spelling error.
This is fabulous. I love the idea of Granny and Celestia going drinking... I can only imagine how that'd go...
Dear Princess Celestia:
If you don't want to read my reports, just tell me already
Your tired student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: I'm tempted to mail your sister an entire bottle of whiskey just to see what happens.
You should have Luna writing some letters too.
>Celestia speaking to Luna In her letters...
>Assuming there is a spell which makes a quill write on its own as user speaks aloud, maybe a "Fire-and-forget" type of spell.
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5690410 I think we ALL are, actually... anything stronger that Vodka?
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WAIT, WHO IS THAT HANDSOME MAN IN FRONT OF ME