Dear Fluttershy,
"Unpleasant and mean" is a gross understatement of your demeanor today. I never expected Mayor to forward a public disturbance report with your name on it, but it's here, written clearly in black ink. I'm still stunned it's here on my desk.
Do you know how harsh you were? You were mean enough for Pinkie to visit me for consolation this afternoon. Yes, Pinkie. Look, zealous leader of a smile cult or not, insulting her intelligence and her career as party planner is amazingly low. And from what she squeaked out amid her sobbing about Rarity, she clearly got some flak from you as well.
I could hardly imagine such blatant cruelty outside of Discord's return, and we both know that you weren't yourself then. It isn't you now, and never was, so if you're still beating yourself up or bound to a chair or something, stop. Straighten yourself up; you are not wholly responsible for your actions today, for someone else prompted you to act that way.
Although neither your letter nor Mayor's report mentioned who or what caused this, I know what happened. You visited an assertiveness workshop held by a blue minotaur with dominance issues, right? He was in Canterlot yesterday trying out his tactics on the nobles; the nobles, in turn, tried said tactics on me today in day court.
Fluttershy, just because someone says something loud enough and in your face long enough doesn't make what they're saying any more truthful. Being assertive isn't the same as being a jerk. The nobles didn't quite learn that after his workshop, but once they met my big stick in day court, they changed their minds. Fast.
I'm happy you came to this realization on your own, however. Really happy, because Brutus the Branch was on a warpath, and it didn't mind smacking some sense in another town. You saved me a trip, and for that I thank you.
You've obviously corrected your relations with your friends today, and you should be quite thankful they were so forgiving. But should you relapse, and Pinkie comes to me again in tears...
We're going to have a good, long talk. Brutus will be waiting.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Hello, Luna. Can I ask you something?
You didn't happen to take anything from my room, did you? Something red and round, about the size of my hoof, resistant to squeezing.
What? You threw it at Discord and lost it?! Great. Just great. Now what am I supposed to use?
Luna, what are you--
...okay, a hug is better than a stress ball.
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lol
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Hugs are the best medicine against stress
This.
All of this.
I am considering opening a new account just so I can like this twice.
Brutus the Branch
I like it
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I wouldn't do that. That's grounds for banning if they find out.
The sentiments are greatly appreciated, however, and thanks for enjoying this story.
i like how luna and clestia seem to be getting on better with each other.
5721314 Hugs are great stress relief. I highly recommend them.
Or is it?
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Science demand the experiment of combining squeezing and hugging at the same time and its effect on stress levels on the test subject.
Then test if squeezing the hug-partner (rather than the ball) change the variables.
Aww, a nice little hug from Luna.... That's so sweet of her.
Discord?
Where's the episodes timeline when you need it?
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Pretty sure it was supposed to say 'Threw it at Discord and lost it'
Ok. Binge-readed through the story. But... don't worry. I'am fine. No permanent damage says the doc.
Its so absolutly madly awsome. Gosh I love it.
Dear author - many thanks for writing this.
While the first letters are partly blunt towards Twilight - it gets better and better...
... as if Celestia is learning lessons herself
.... You... are .... a .....genius.
I love the included subplots and all. Really - this is one piece of writing, worth reading.
As I have liked it already and it holds a place on my Favorites-list... Have a bunch of moustaches and my thanks.
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Whoop, I did mean that. Thanks for spotting it.
Awh, that dat ending~
Well great, now Fluttershy isn't going to go anywhere near Celestia ever again.
I absolutely love this story. What started as a light comedic read soon developed into a full-blown story, one definitely worth reading. Initially I read this merely for a quick laugh, but ended up becoming really invested in it. I'm loving it so far. This story has more than earned it's place on my 'top stories' shelf.
#sistermoments
no brain, stay out of the gutter, this doesn't have that kind of rating
Seems to me that Celestia is growing fond of Pinkie. Is it because of her unpredictableness being a break from monotome or if its a love to hate kind of thing? ether way. Pinklestia shipping gear laid in.
Wow. Threatening Fluttershy with a stick? Didn't see that one coming.
Tia/Luna cuddles! Woo-hoo!
Hugs for everpony
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Yay!
5794279 *Charges you at full speed and tackles you with the most powerful, bone crushing hug recorded in the history of the universe*
5803319 *breaks the universe with a magical death hug*
5803319 Why are they recording your hugs.
5721279 Blue Shell!
It looks like Luna didn't learn her lesson from throwing stones at the statues.
And that chapter title...Insert cake joke here.
5724817 So is that where the Pinklestia toy comes from?