Dearest Twilight Sparkle,
My most faithful student, your naivete is remarkable.
False friends may exist, but even they can have true friendships until something happens that forces the issue. Until then, that friendship is impossible to differentiate from a true one. This is why I question your friendships and their hasty formation.
Granted, such friends may not treat your other friends too well. But friends of friends don't have to be friends, and that's why everyone has social circles. If I tried introducing some hoity-toity nobles to Cuppa Joe down at his rustic cafe, how do you think they would react?
They nitpicked his beans, so he pissed in their coffee. They praised its salty, earthy flavors as he served me chamomile tea.
I love that guy. Should introduce Luna to him sometime.
So there you go. If you know your friend's a callous witch, it's a good idea to not bring them around anything that will irritate them.
Like Pinkie.
Love,
Princess Celestia
Luna, want to go out for coffee?
Yes, I promise it's decaf... and won't have milk or sugar in it.
Fine! Luna, I solemnly state that I will not mess with your coffee the entire time we’re there.
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"They nitpicked his beans, so he pissed in their coffee."
"Luna, I solemnly state that I will not mess with your coffee the entire time we’re there."
That's just EVIL!
5553441 ...Well she's not lying
Surly Celestia has won my heart. That may explain why Twilight is so obsessed with not disappointing her. It also makes me wonder if Spike paraphrases her to make Twilight feel better or if he enjoys rubbing in her letters.
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Dont fuck with the guys makeing your food lol tip from a former fry cook
I would just like to point out that Gilda was a jerk even when Pinkie wasn't around to annoy her.
5636467 Gilda played a prank on Granny Smith, and took a few apples. Kind of dickish, but not exactly a being a full-blown jerk.
If you bring up the whole Fluttershy thing, Gilda's a griffon, she has a completely different moral standing than ponies, and has a different way of life way back in Griffonia (or whatever it's called).
On how Gild's was a jerk to Pinkie, I would like to point out that she probably has not met with RD for while, and is eager to catch up. Heck, she even seemed a bit interested with Pink's before she decided to Y'know catch up with old friends. Then Pinkie kept butting in, everytime. To evertone else, it might be an overreaction. But just imagine that you're hanging out with your old best-friend for a good ol two people hang out, then this hyperactive man-child just keeps bugging in to join in, or to drag the friend way for his hang out after you spent like two minutes with her.
It's no wonder Gilda was angry at Pinks.
5638530 on the other hand, since gilda is the only griffon we really see interact with anyone, we can't really glean anything about griffon's solely from ehr. remember, individuals don't make up the general populace or culture. Also, we're crossing headcanon territory there.
so don't use the "that's how griffon's are' arguement.
also stealing is still stealing, and mouthing off at someone who lightly bumped into you by accident an was apologetic about it is a very dickish thing to do. Not to mention that the main reason she got pranked at the party was she kept shoving everyone aside and trying to take all th attention.
and remember how twilight said it was probably because pinkie was just being jealous and annoying? and so pinkie gave some time to make sure she gilda wasn't so bad? yeah.
Basically, you may have an arguement, but its a flawed one that rests on too much headcanon.
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The quote says "I will not mess with you coffee" She never says anything about Joe not messing with it
So... why are Celestia's interactions with Luna A. needlessly cruel and B. making it into the letters? Why would Celestia intentionally send those parts to Twilight? It's just proof that Celestia's being mean to Luna, and if Luna brings it up, Twilight can just show her the letters and Luna figures out everything. I don't get it. Humor works better when its in character. The more exasperated tone of the first half is great, but her cruelty to Luna is just weird and doesn't fit the tone.
Very true. Loving the story so far!
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1. We can assume Celestia is using a spell that writes down EVERYTHING she says. It would explain why ponies feel the need to talk while writing their letters.
2. She's not being unusually cruel, she's playing a harmless prank on her sister! Celestia's a prankster in cannon, so why not out of it as well?
3. Having more followers than everyone else does not make your opinion more valid than everyone else's.
Dear Princess Celestia:
Remind me never to drink Coffee in the same room as you
Your freaked-out student, Twilight Sparkle.
Well me and Gilda are bff's and I'm still cool with RBD and Pinkie even if RBD and Gilda are giving each other the silent treatment on movie night.
At least Dash isn't throw popcorn at Trixie no more. That's something.
But I'm glad she yelled and Fluttershy. Cowards always piss me off. That's why I went and killed that dragon that was so easily cowed by her. Little baby didn't deserve his scales.
Yeah, the Gilda thing could have gone way better.
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Oversensitive pussy, get your head out your ass and read more.
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Nuff said.
Oh my god
Very specific.
Yeah... that Gilda thing could have been handled better...
5553690 Well, the rich and powerful- or well, just the rich- tend to have.... "odd" tastes, if you know what I mean.
5661775 You don't have a sibling, do you? This is friendly pranking... so long as the other side can give as good as they get, though admittedly the pissing is a bit much. And remember, Nightmare Woona DID chuck a rock at Tia every night for each one of those 1,000 years.
First one I read where tears came to my eyes upon reading.
(I hear Joe's lemonade is 'tangy'.)
Was going to say that I...
No, having HAD friends like Gilda...or worse...I disagree with her. A false friend can be seen...but often not by the one being used. It is precisely what happens when the issue is forced, that hits it.
I WANT TO MEET THAT GLORIOUS BASTARD!
Actually, at the end of the original episode, she says "Dear" not "Dearest"
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Don't drink anything Celestia gives you for a while
W t f..
This story has more chapters then words!?