Mayor Mare,
I thought you were good at keeping secrets. I mean, between us and Granny, we managed to stay hush-hush about the vanishing forest, breaking into the Rainbow Factory with a bag of potato chips, egging Discord's house, raiding a chicken coop to get said eggs...
Granted, for all of those, we had done a Pinkie Promise to keep quiet about it, which I'm guessing you didn't do for a certain secret I would have loved to hear in person from my niece.
And yet despite this glaringly obvious fault...
Ohmygosh ohmygosh OH MY GOSH! I get to be a great aunt! Okay, okay, calm yourself Celestia. This isn't too big a deal... but dear me, I am going to spoil that child of theirs. I know it--they're going to be swimming in so many baby toys it'll be more fun than a ball pit.
I'll even give them the full cake experience. Princess Cake? Prince Cake? A cake with fruit in it that's not fruitcake? I'll find out which to start baking soon enough.
Oh, but now I have to pretend to act surprised when Cadance comes by with the news. That's... going to be difficult. Teaching Cadance how to spot fake emotions is really going to bite me in the flank on this one.
...or will it?
Well, don't worry, Mayor Mare. You may have shared this secret with me, but I don't think it'll ruin the surprise. After all, I'm the only one here that knows, but I can think of a few that don't know--
Gah! Luna! Uh, how's your afternoon going?
Oh, well, that would be you, our significant 'others'... look, if I told you, it would ruin things even more than how botched it is now.
What? No, it's not another millennial evil. Or even a centurial one! It's a good thing, very... important, but it can also wait. Just... promise me you won't pry into my dreams on this one. I mean it.
Thank you. And before you go, do you happen to know where Sunny is? ...Bathing with the birds in the garden? Well, it could be worse. She could be bathing in the Fountain Square. Anyway, thanks again, Luna. I'll go get her later.
Whew. I guess keeping a secret like this really will be a nightmare, in a sense. Wish me luck, Mayor. I'll need it.
Friends Forever,
Princess Celestia
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Let the competition for Great-Aunt Spoiling begin! I should write something about Twilight trying to get her new niece a present that Celestia or Luna haven't bought already. (Good luck, Twinkles)
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Oh, that's easy.
A book.
But they only get an extra hour.
I imagine Cadance probably likes pineapple upside-down cake. She seems like the type who would. I doubt Shining Armor likes anything but chocolate, though.
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When Twilight started searching Shiny for a book reward I thought she was nuzzling him like a cat, trying to butter him up for a dictionary or something.
So a book it is.
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A book about Prince/princess potty training?
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"But that's sixty minutes! That's as many as six tens!
And that's terrible."
Princess Celestia: Princess of the Sun, lesser known as Princess of the Cakes. If you need information on what cakes you need in order to prepare for some sort of occasion, contact Celestia.
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To say nothing of the competition between the Princesses and Twilight Velvet. Sure, they have the treasury to throw around, but how much time and attention can they spare for the foal?
6545782 Princess Celestia vs Pinkie Pie in a bake off. Who would win?
... Spoiling her nieces kids is going to make Cadance want to hurt her. Especially if she sends a noise making toy. After all, for at least the first month, they are going to make plenty of noise already. Sending her headache medicine at alicorn levels of strength however...
I find that the best way to keep a secret is to simply forget it. After all, a forgotten secret can't be leaked so easily.
Will the next chapter be from Luna about what she thinks about becoming a grand-aunt whenever she gets told?!
Bird flu reference?
I hope you don't mind that I Skipped ahead to read this chapter.
I really, really wanted to see what your Celestia would say about this ep.
Daawwww I hadn't considered Celestia would be a great Aunt.
Though I shoulda knew, it just slipped mah mind.
Back ta readin in order.
This is what Letters From a Disgruntled Friendship Student should have been, none of the reactionary nonsense and all the heart.
6548419 eh I liked LOADFS at the start where the humor was funny and overall a fun time critizing ponyville and Celestia, then the writer got around to Season 4, it's just 300 words a chapter of nothing...a pity really
6545867 Pinkie
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Seriously, that comment was from back in February. There's no need to respond to a comment I barely remember leaving in the first place.
its ironic that this episode was spoiled by merch of their soon to be kid, skylar.
what? dont look at me like that! I didn't spoil anything, everyone that reads these comments has presumably already heard about it!
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ughhhh that joke...
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Chuck Norris?
6545378 I knew SOMEONE was going to make that joke, just not sure who...
Ah well, it's still cute, so take another cute moth.
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6576799 Is the joke you're talking about from the thing or not from the thing... That is the question. [possibly misinterpretating joke intensifies]
AGH I CAN'T ASK BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT REFERENCING THE THING THEN I'M GONNA BE EMBARASSED
If one makes a pineapple-upside-down cake upside-down, would it be upside-down or right-side-up?
You probably have no idea what I'm referencing.