Dearest Crusaders,
It is worth teaching
Our marks do not define us
As the first lesson,
Or else you will find
A child can spin webs of lies
As well as adults.
Be glad it stopped now
Before a creepy cult formed
With manifesto.
It’s a scary thing
To see ponies swayed by words
Just because they’re loud.
However, fret not.
Their words state, “No fun allowed!”
How long did that last?
Have fun with your camp.
But next time a spoilsport comes
Maybe send them home?
Wishing You Success For Years,
Princess Celestia
P.S.
If you’re wondering
I enjoy writing haikus!
Three lines, big meaning.
Luna, what is wrong?
Are Sunny and Moony okay?
...They painted their flanks?!
Oh, this will not stand.
They shall not shirk their duties
For a hoof paint war!
Come, my dear sister!
If it’s a fight that they want
It’s a fight they’ll get.