Your secret breakdancer, uzbek beekeeper, cloning expert, disco terrorist, forced plumber and random phrase generator.

Peace for Ukraine!

*underwater hoot*

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Vibing

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

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I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Blep.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I don't mind criticism, its Cryptomnesia I fear.

I do be writing. You do be reading

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word. Wonderbolts enjoyer.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

dirty AiE heathen

Writer of things Americana.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

yeah I'm still writing, problem is I made like 5 new stories and don't wanna post them too early

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

I prolifically produce prurient pregnant pony prose, previously per Pregchan, presently preferring here and there. I'm currently commissionable.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A little birdie told me.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I...I am a monument to all your sins...