Howdy, I’m Burt.

Writer, vocalist. Originally had a little story to tell. Over a hundred chapters later, still going strong.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Fan Love Reading Fan-fiction's

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

irresistible

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Shut up. Just write.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

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This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

8000 soldiers!