Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Return to MONKE

I'm drunk.

“What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.” (The Magician's Nephew)

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

hi

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

Just a weird smelly guy who writes stuff

Why hello there...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

What to do with my life now

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Fanfiction writer, and gentleman

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

just discovered fanfics 3 am in march...good lord.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

Talking about myself makes my head explode from modesty, so I'll just leave it like this.

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

Thunder Dash is my name, and writing is my game. (Sorry no, that's incorrect, it's actually music). But I do enjoy writing on the side.