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The Clopist

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.


Just checking in really. · 4:35am Apr 9th, 2015

Hey all, just felt like I could take a minute and look at pony stuff while dropping folks I know a line. I wish this was a blog telling you that new chapters of Mares is up, or will be soon. Unfortunately it is not that blog, but hopefully I will be getting some new chapters out, or at least something new to add.

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Have to bail for a while. Mares on hiatus. · 3:01pm Oct 17th, 2014

Really sorry about this guys, but I have to bail for bit due to work. I am not exactly sure when I will be able to dedicate a lot of time to writing anything really let alone clop. I have officially put Mares on hiatus and it will remain there until I have some good free time to dedicate to it, and make sure that the next chapter, and all the ones after it are top notch stuff. Really sorry about it as I know a lot of you were looking forward to regular updates; as was I. Anyway, thanks for all

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It sure doesn't feel like a year.....and writing progress. · 3:49am Sep 8th, 2014

Hello everyone! One of the readers of Mares pointed out to me in the comments that Mares: Heated moments is one year old today! I kinda feel a little bittersweet about it really. On one hand the stories are doing well and lots of people like them; but I kinda thought I would have been done with it by now as well.

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New story up, writing has begun. · 10:42am Jul 25th, 2014

So, I would like to thank everyone for being so patient in my long absence from writing in the Mares series. I am back now and writing again, so a new chapter should be very soon. And remember, this one is with Gilda, so it should be very nice. In the mean time, I wrote a nice little one shot called: To Hold Her. If you would like to check that out then I would appreciate it a lot. Click HEREto check it out if you like.

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So, where the hell have I been? · 2:11am Jul 12th, 2014

Seriously, I am asking you, cause I am lost I think. I passed a Texeco a while back, and I just saw it again. I didn't even know they still had those.

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I don't blog much, but when I do....it's pointless... · 7:12pm May 11th, 2014

Like the amazingly sexy Applejack would say: "Let's all be honest with one another!" So, in light of that I am going to answer the questions below with %100 honesty. Here we go!

1. What is your name?


2. How old are you?


3. What country do you live in?

Nited States uf 'Merica!

4. What do you look like?

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Sorry, not an actual, actual update. · 6:09am Mar 22nd, 2014

Sorry if anyone thought a new chapter was already up. See, I kinda hate the fact that after a certain number of chapters they get hidden. So I thought it would be cool to have a table of contents that could take the readers to their favorite chapters! I did that, along with the a short prologue on why and how I started writing the stories the way I did. Sorry again if I disappointed anyone. The Gilda chapter should be up soon. Kisses!

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New Chapter is up, sorry for the wait · 8:50am Mar 18th, 2014

Just wanted every one to know that the newest chapter is up with our loving Sun goddess, Princess Celestia! . Hope you all really enjoy this chapter, I know it took a while for me to get out.

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Arrgh! Sorry guys, I missed it. · 10:32am Feb 14th, 2014

Damnit, I really wanted to have a new chapter up for Valentine's Day. I have just not been able to find the time here lately for writing. Although, family and job issues have been starting to settle down, so I am really going to try to get the next princess chapter out here in the next week or so. Thanks for being patient all, look forward to another alicorn chapter coming up here soon. Kisses!

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New Chapter, a few updates, next chapter. · 3:46pm Jan 19th, 2014

Hey all! Hope everyone enjoys the Octavia chapter that I just released. It was a little bit longer than I had expected, but a mare like Tavi deserves your full, and unbroken attention!

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