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The Clopist


Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

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  • 471 weeks
    Just checking in really.

    Hey all, just felt like I could take a minute and look at pony stuff while dropping folks I know a line. I wish this was a blog telling you that new chapters of Mares is up, or will be soon. Unfortunately it is not that blog, but hopefully I will be getting some new chapters out, or at least something new to add.

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  • 496 weeks
    Have to bail for a while. Mares on hiatus.

    Really sorry about this guys, but I have to bail for bit due to work. I am not exactly sure when I will be able to dedicate a lot of time to writing anything really let alone clop. I have officially put Mares on hiatus and it will remain there until I have some good free time to dedicate to it, and make sure that the next chapter, and all the ones after it are top notch stuff. Really sorry about

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  • 502 weeks
    It sure doesn't feel like a year.....and writing progress.

    Hello everyone! One of the readers of Mares pointed out to me in the comments that Mares: Heated moments is one year old today! I kinda feel a little bittersweet about it really. On one hand the stories are doing well and lots of people like them; but I kinda thought I would have been done with it by now as well.

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  • 508 weeks
    New story up, writing has begun.

    So, I would like to thank everyone for being so patient in my long absence from writing in the Mares series. I am back now and writing again, so a new chapter should be very soon. And remember, this one is with Gilda, so it should be very nice. In the mean time, I wrote a nice little one shot called: To Hold Her. If you would like to check that out then I would appreciate it a lot. Click

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  • 510 weeks
    So, where the hell have I been?

    Seriously, I am asking you, cause I am lost I think. I passed a Texeco a while back, and I just saw it again. I didn't even know they still had those.

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May
11th
2014

I don't blog much, but when I do....it's pointless... · 7:12pm May 11th, 2014

Like the amazingly sexy Applejack would say: "Let's all be honest with one another!" So, in light of that I am going to answer the questions below with %100 honesty. Here we go!


1. What is your name?

Daniel

2. How old are you?

37

3. What country do you live in?

Nited States uf 'Merica!

4. What do you look like?

6'1", 220lbs, shoulder length straight brown hair. Long torso with short legs. It's really hard shopping for pants with me. I have the weirdest measurements.

5. Who do you wished you looked like?

Jensen Ackles from Supernatural. If I were a gay man; pretty sure I would want him...he's dreamy...

6. How did you come across MLP?

Pretty standard stuff. I was told about it, I looked it up on the internet, then fell madly in love with it.

7. Favourite ship and why.

Me and Derpy I think. I am dead serious, I am not a huge fan of ships for the most part, so when I think of a favorite one, I always insert myself.

8. Least favourite ship.

Pretty much any of them that is not with me.

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?

No, I am afraid not. I am very much a closet brony, and will more than likely remain one til my end.

10. Were they family?

N/A

11. Favourite episode?

Yikes, that's a doozy of a question; there are so many to choose from! Lesson Zero comes to mind, Party of One. The Power Ponies was awesome and Apple Family Reunion along with Sleepless in PonyVille. Those are just a few off the top of my head. I pretty much love all of them.

12. Favourite superhero?

Spawn. I know he is more of an anti hero, but I really got into his comics during the '90s

13. Favourite anti-hero?

Venom. He is such a bad ass. One of the very small amount of people that can hand Spidy his ass.

14. Favourite Supervillain?

Oh, Magneato I guess. I dunno, I am really not into villains.

15. Favourite antivillain?

Zealot from the Wildcats. She is a 10,000 year old super bad ass with a body that won't quit. And she is more than willing to cut someones head off to prove a valid point.

16. What was the last book you read?

Just got done re-reading The Dragon Riders of Pern series. It is so awesome. I wish they could make a true to book movie series out of it.

17. What was the last movie you watched?

Equestria Girls

18. What is your favourite song at the moment?

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark, by Fallout Boy. Such a cool tune with an awesome hook that really gets me going.

19. What is your favourite song that keeps coming back to you?

Flesh is the Weakness by Nevermore. Such a powerful song.

20. What is your current job?

Armed security and VIP escort.

21. What is your ideal future job?

Oh, pretty much what I am doing now.

22. What is your dream job?

Robotics engineering so I can develop the technology needed for perfect AI powered android ponies!

23. What is your greatest achievement in life so far?

Practicing writing, and making a successful series of stories that people can read on the internet in an over saturated media.

24. What is your greatest failure?

Oh, I guess there are some things I can't be honest about unfortunately.

25.Do you have any pets?

No, not at the moment. I would to get a cute kitten. Or maybe a cool exotic pet like a big fluffy skunk, or a super adorable red panda!

26. What is your dream pet?

A pug! There are so super awesome! I have had two in my lifetime, and the both were the best dogs ever!

27. Do you own any weapons?

Not sure how much a metric shit ton is. But that's how many weapons I own.

28. Is there any gun you want?

A Benelli Supernova 12 gauge with a pistol grip. Shotguns are tried and true, they are intimidating to see, and when people see one in a threatening manner, they generally re-think the reason that it had to be brought out in the first place.

29. What religion are you?

Very much agnostic. There are lots of people that believe lots of different things in this world. No one person is now, or will ever be smart enough or hold enough knowledge to truly understand all things in life and beyond it. If there is an after life, that would be pretty cool. If there isn't one, well that's fine too. I guess we will find out when we get there.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day, who would it be?

John Lennon. The Beatles were such an amazing band, and I always thought it would be a trip to hang out with John just to see his writing process.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day, who would it be?

My little sister. Just want to let her know everything is okay.

32. Are you political?

Oh, I kinda have to show some political ambiguity because of my work. On a personal level I don't really. I vote democrat by default, but have voted for other parties as well.

33. Are you married?

Nope! I have been in many long term relationships. But I personally don't believe in the ceremony of marriage. I don't need a big extravagant and expensive party to let everyone know I love the person I am with. Besides, there is too much corruption in today's laws to make marriage anything close to being romantic anymore.

34. Do you have a special somepony?

I do! She is totally awesome! Even if I do have to hide the fact that I am a massive clopper.

35. Do you have a crush?

I have really been crushing on Vinyl Scratch here lately. She's so pretty! And those big red eyes and white coat makes feel all warm inside.

36. Care to explain?

Think it is her overall attitude that has been portrayed from inside the fandom. The character has really matured over the years, making her very attractive to me.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

Oh, I'm not hard to look at I guess. If I could get down to about 190lbs I would be super happy.

38. If you could hang out with any living person, who would that be?

Warrel Dane. He is the lead singer for my favorite band called Nevermore. He is an amazing vocalist and his songs are so moving for the kind of hardcore metal that the band is.

39. Who is your favourite pony?

Too many to choose from. My brain hurts just trying to think about it!

40. Any embarrassing secrets?

Umm....my little sister caught me jerking it one day when I was a teenager. I was tormented by it for years!

41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

I am very proud of Mares: Heated Moments. I never expected it to get anywhere nearly as popular as it has, or receive all the glowing comments and reviews from its readers.

42. Are you a virgin?

No, lost my delicate flower at the age of 15.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done with no regrets?

Watch and read hot pony porn!

44. What is the craziest thing you have done that you do regret?

Once again, I guess I can't be completely honest about everything.

45. Do you have a fetish?

Hells yeah! Clopper!

46. Do you regret having that fetish?

Hells no! I love all those awesome, adorable, cute and sexy mares!

47. What is your favourite FiMfiction story?

Xenophilia of course!

48. What is your favourite quote?

"If you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin. Then, mister, you're a better man than I." - Steven Tyler

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

Hrm, I guess honesty can be painful. But, yes, I have, I don't like acting that way, and it has only happened a couple of times, but to err is human I suppose.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?

Well, for the most part. The ones I didn't were clearly stated as such.


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And there ya go folks! A brief little glimpse into the person that I am. Feel free to answer these same questions and post a link to them so I, and the other readers can get to know you too!

On a side note. I am very sorry these recent chapters have been taking so long to get out. I know I promised faster chpaters at one point, and the Gilda chapter is still in the works. Maybe here soon I will find the time to crank out a couple of chapters at a time and get them posted within a week of one another. We'll just have to see. Thanks for reading everyone! Talk to you soon. Kisses!

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8. Least favourite ship.

Pretty much any of them that is not with me.

47. What is your favourite FiMfiction story?

Xenophilia of course!

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That story has a ship that is not with you, therefor it can't possible be your favorite story!

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