Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Something-something horse narrations.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

Writer of Ponies with a taste for Flesh!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

Smile why you can, no one truly makes it out alive.

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

lord help me, don’t look through my stuff, i’ll fix it eventually

time is a crime

space is a waste

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some from ahead and some from behind.But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles will have troubles with me. - Dr. Seus