We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

A writer and musician trying to be decent at both things. Here, you'll find some of my attempts at storytelling!

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Oooga Boooga!

"Show, Don't Tell."

Scraping my way up

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

Almost There...

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

a chemist with a penchant for managing to not die

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

My Linktr.ee

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Not a changeling.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Forget not that I am a derp.

The fire in you feeds on your imagination. Become an inferno.

About 14 cupcakes short of a baker's dozen. Also occasionally goes by Stormy Seas.

*Something smart and witty*

Artsy Fartsy!!! Find me on youtube and DA @MCShelster

What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutiemark?

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Cherish the thought.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Writer, Youtuber, Sculptor and Insomniac. And occasional singer.

No.