Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Hi, I specialise in stories containing but not limited to, large endowments, apple ponies. large endowments on apple ponies. you know, that sort of thing.

Cum

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Uncompromising Celestia-Loyalist! ;-)

I am always online, even when I am not.

Always enjoy writing or your stories will suffer as you do.

I write weird shit. That's really it.

I'm some sad loser who only reads stories about girls spearing guys open.

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I write horse words.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I liked the show during the first seasons and stayed for the fics.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hysterical. Glacial.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

A guy who likes to read clop, and has decided to write some.

I write dumb stories about dumb horses.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just some random guy. [Retired]