Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

This is fiction. But it is based...

Duh-huh faget

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

Original Works. It was a good run.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

- My last submission was over 8 years ago.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Moved on.

We grow 'em big!

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

I make erotic games and animations online for free! Check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/kajio Thanks!

Just a Colorado brony who makes some good stories. Celestia and Pinkie Pie are best ponies!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

A commission writer. PM me for rates

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

"Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!!" I don't know about any of you, but I'm rooting for eternal chaos. GO DISCORD!!