• Member Since 24th Sep, 2015
  • offline last seen Jan 11th, 2018

Grasshopper Keller

Just a Colorado brony who makes some good stories. Celestia and Pinkie Pie are best ponies!


CROSSOVER!!! NOW!!! · 10:28am Sep 1st, 2016

I want to be able to read a crossover between the episodes of MLP:FiM, and this band....

If anyone can make it, I'll read it!

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Have a drink on me. · 8:15pm Aug 15th, 2016

Thanks to a fan of mine, to who I won't reveal the name, I can share a barrel of this mighty hard cider. Enjoy! :pinkiehappy:

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Tallied by Likes · 10:41pm May 10th, 2016

So I was looking over all of my stories, and I had recently seen how much the readers and followers (that's all of you reading this blog) have enjoyed certain tales that I have made. So much so that I have made a toll.

1st- 'Cuddles, Please?' w/ 119 votes.
2nd- 'Reunited With Diamonds' w/ 90 votes.

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I Have Reached 100+ Followers?! · 7:25pm May 3rd, 2016

Michael Jackson TIME!!! :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy: :pinkiehappy:
For my 120 followers!! You know what ya are!

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Done With First Part! Yay!! · 8:31pm Apr 27th, 2016

My first 'Reunited' series is finished! And this is the only blog that I will make of the series! If anyone wishes to give me a new title for a series that will be the sequel series to the first, feel free to leave a comment below! And the story that you will see tagged will be actually be last story of the first mature rated series, once the story is on my stories list. Enjoy!!

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Almost there.... · 6:38pm Apr 26th, 2016

Three more followers until I reach 100 followers?

:raritystarry: I better make another 'E' rated story when I reach 100!

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New Story For 75 Followers. · 2:37am Apr 11th, 2016

Hello, this is Joseph Keller once again! So I actually have a new story made for you, the 75 followers who have been keeping track of my stories! And so, it is with a happy smile on my face that I present to you:

"Can I Cuddle With You, Please?"

And as a heads up, it's an E rated story for all of you to read. Enjoy! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Ooh! 75 Followers! Sweet! · 10:05pm Mar 25th, 2016

I have 25 followers to go until I can be recognized as one of the most decent writers in this website! Thank you, everypony! :yay: :ajsmug: :derpytongue2: :pinkiehappy: :eeyup: :rainbowwild: :trixieshiftright: :twilightsmile: :duck: :moustache: :heart:

This is for all of you!


Welcome. · 7:44am Feb 12th, 2016

Hello to all that have come to this channel. I am Grasshopper Keller, and this is my channel. As you may have noticed, I'm only about half way to making twenty stories on my channel while this is the blog that you see on my page. And I am definitely sure that all of you have noticed by now that I make 'M' rated stories. There's nothing wrong with the stories that have 'Everyone' and 'Teen' ratings, no question about it. But, I still believe that writing naughty stories is a little better for

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