I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

I'm not mad. Madness is me!

I also draw. Maybe I draw too much and write too little.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with a certain Spirit of Chaos.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

The true aesthetic moment hangs in suspension between pornography and didacticism.

As a wise man once said, "Let's kill da ho. Beetch!!!"

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

A Warning to Others

I like reading and writing sexytime stories, but don't tell anyone!

Pithy Statement

I sometimes act like Pinkie Pie in real life

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

My honor is my loyalty.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Greatings I am Rathbane (muhahaha) just kidding actually a pretty nice guy with a cool sounding name.

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I'm just a person that likes to write, slowly getting the handle on writing with a schedule.

Everyone goes through change, transformation, going through it for the better or worse. Be it physical or mental, that is the real showing of what makes someones character. Why not write about it?

We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

I write horse words and stuff.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

*Releases a sigh of defeat* Ko-Fi

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write things. On occasion.

No longer relevant.

"You can use that cupboard over there labelled 'Good French Things'. It's empty."

Leave a message at the tone.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever