"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Aspiring writer, Steve Magnet disciple

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

A fellow traveler...

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Black trans lives matter.

I shall Butcher your dreams

"You know, in a fictional world containing talking animals, where friendship is literally magic, it would be safe to assume that anything is possible." -me

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

A brony of few words who writes many.

I sometimes write stuff! Who knew!

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

Don't mess with me, I got jimmies!

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

A man with more ambition than he will ever have time.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Fire-breathing dragon with a passion for reading, writing, and editing. Avatar by CosmicSpectrumm

Put the words in the bag and nopony gets hurt

I'm mostly just here for the porn.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

We don’t call it a comeback.

Farewell.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Writer of human-like demons and wacky green-skinned, question-mark faced humans named Anon. Also Anon Filly best OC.

Short Dio.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

"Through darkened skies and malevolent eyes, my journey never dies"-Skaltrox Orthuris: Knight of Defiance

I write fics, be it failures or winners, I just write.

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I always loved writing my stories but never really post them. I was afraid they weren't good enough or they were too nerdy but I've been writing a few MLP fanfics and want to get them out there.