Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

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Where did all these followers come from? >_>

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

"He's not a geek, he's a geek with combat skills. That's why the ladies love him." -Flashpoint

I have been a brony since December, when a good friend of mine told me I should start watching the show. I'm glad I did!

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Pretends to know what they're doing

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I enjoy making entire worlds from the ground up. I don't create to give people morals, or subtle political opinions, I create to give experiences people would otherwise not have.

Sexy stuff Sexy Stuff Sexy Stuff ding Sexy Stuff Sexy Stuff Sexy Stuff Dings Sexy Stuff Sexy Stuff Sexy stuff lunch

Done.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Retired

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

20 Year old brony Livin' in Grahamstown, South-Africa. Luna is best Dash is second Twilight is third. w00t

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

In reading, keep an open mind. In writing, have fun with words.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I like pancakes....... That's all...... Hi.........

Just your average Janegirl/Girly male who loves writing about Girly things and randomness

Just a brony who enjoys writeing abusive/some loveable storys

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.