I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I am the Fan Hidden Within The North. I write for fun, give me any comment. Your joy is a great gift.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face." - William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair. Admin of LGBT, somewhat obsessed with Crash Bandicoot.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Praise the Three, the Emperor, the Sun, and the Moon.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Just a fan of fun stories, looking to enjoy them, and when I can finally grab enough time for myself write them once more!

Are you a Rebel?

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

God, I'm so sorry.

A strange person - as much Anon and fa/tg/uy as he is Brony. Beware, for he is wise in the ways of the interwebs.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Too much to write; too little time

[center]Bye guys[/center]

RIP Quorthon

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.