Howdy, I’m Burt.

Master of Mayhem, Mirth, and Mania, call me Mal Masque, Writer of the Weird and Wonderful

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Controversial in every sense of the word. Wonderbolts enjoyer.

I'm just a guy that likes to write stories

A Functional Edgelord

"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

I have a degree in official shitposting and I'm not afraid to use it.

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

Just another casual writer, casually reading and casually writing.

Fluttershy is love, Fluttershy is life.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Late status change again, how y’all doing?

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

“You found it offensive, I found it funny, that why I’m happier than you”

Bruh, lookit these stories im sure there will be some you like here eventually- maybe not now, but eventually.

Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Hello there, I'm a Queen changeling with a broad sense of humor.

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Guess whose back?!

I aspire to the purity of the blessed Machine

A little turtle who likes to write

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Just a shoddy writer, now with an okay profile pic :)

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

MUAHAHAHA

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

"We're all about one thing: more power! Argh! Argh! ARGH!"

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Theodor Geisel

Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you’d get some bitches on your dick

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

A rookie writer, animator, and voice actor...who just so happens to like My Little Pony.