• Member Since 21st Dec, 2012
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Captain Scrappie


This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

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Rainbow coloured gas plunged the world into chaos, those touched by it had themselves turned into ponies and had the compulsion to hug those who were human, transmitting this pony virus, and effectively tearing North America apart. Celestia was hailed as a hero to pony kind when this happened, bringing peace and prosperity, bringing order to chaos. However her rule over New Equestria made it so that the truth behind these events would stay hidden. A lone reporter from the United Kingdom has traveled to the No Mans Land between what remains of Canada and New Equestria, to report on what happened fifteen years after the fact. The hunt for answers brings her to Northern Ontario Canada, where she meets someone who was thought missing and another who was thought dead.

Her hunt for the truth begins now, within journals and her experiences with the two in No Mans Land, she will find what truly made the world what it is, for better or for worse.

The truth must be revealed.

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CROSSOVER WITH SAINTS ROW 4

Only weeks after the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle, war is on the brink of spilling onto the fine rug that is Equestria. The only pony able to stop it is long gone.

But there is hope. There are legends that a great leader of a distant civilization shall bring him back.

Little do the Equestrians know that the "Great Leader" is the Hispanic, sociopathic, dubstep loving, technology inept Boss of the Third Street Saints, President of the United States of America and current defact-o ruler of the Zin Empire whom identifies herself as a hipster cat... thing.

Time to be the Patron Saint of Equestria.

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HEY HO PEOPLE! My second story on this site! I also might want to mention that this takes place after the events of Season three and the end of the game as well. So spoilers are ahead if you haven't play...

Oh wait a second... we live in an age where you can watch people play video games on your computer without actually playing them. Go watch a lets-play or something. I won't hate you.

Also a big thanks to my Pre-Reader: Berry Punch! Go check him out or I'll do somethin'... I dunno what...

ALSO I GOT FEATURED! HOLYSHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!

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Imagine this if you will: You wake up on your twenty fifth birthday (after a night of heavy drinking) to find that you have a tattoo on both of your thighs. You think "God my friends are assholes for letting me do this" But then you realize that you're a part of something big. REALLY big.

You start turning into a pastel coloured equine who has a affinity for DJing even though you've never touched a turntable in your life.

Oh and just to twist the knife even further: Your friend keeps coming on to you even though they don't know why.

God I miss hands.

((Side story to Five Score, Divided by Four))

Cover art by HolyShmow on DA . Go check 'em out.

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