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Alex_ #1 · Dec 1st, 2019 · · ·

First for kiss me Priest

I know there is an apt comment I could make about this story to summarise the journey you have taken me but I can't quite think of it. It's on the tip of my lips.

This made me want to scrape my tongue with a hunting knife.

How did it end up like this?

This is on par with the Book of Ass. Well done. Now time to read it.

I didn't read this, I only scanned through it. Is it possible to get herpes in the eyes? Is that a thing? Whatever the case, I'm blind now and that's because you gave me eye herpes. Dear god, oh my god, dear sweet god, I had merely skimmed the page. How the fuck did you do that?

I'm going to go wash my eyes out with bleach and virgin bath water.

I'm entirely confused, which only happens for about half your stories. Have an upvote I guess?

Damn it, I thought I had all that biology stuff figured out. And Velvet gave Twilight herpes?

I'm too tired to figure this out now.

I'll understand better tomorrow.:derpytongue2:

I remember eating balot for the first time and regurgitating it.

This story feels like that time I gave birth to an aborted duck from my mouth.


Your lack of content tags betray you! :ajbemused:

Well congratulations that was an interesting train wreck.

Why make my pp hard?

Thanks! I hate it!

But no, I actually chuckled madly.

I dont know what to say other than that this makes me want to stab my ears with a pencil

that doesnt even make sense because i read this with my eyes

The only apt comment necessary is "apt-get remove it-was-only-a-kiss-it-was-only-a-kiss" and pray that your brain is Debian-compatible.

Honestly, at this point you might as well just rm -rf /

Words cannot express what i feel right now, Anger? Disappointment? Fear, disgust? I truly cannot tell

just make more

Internet, what do you do to me....


“Wait, wait, wait,” Night Light said. “Now clearly this was an accident. I meant to kiss your cheek. Just like every other morning. I just misaimed.”

“That’s what you said when we had Shining, dear.” Mrs Sparkle said.

I died :rainbowlaugh:

If you're confused, upvote. it helps

... you know, this actually worked. But now I feel weird instead of confused :duck:

There has been a murder here.

I would ask for a moment of silence for my boner.

Seems like a pretty normal Flutterpriest outtake on the glorious idea that kissing is magic.

*puts on chapstick*

Upvoted and still am confused, should I visit a doctor?

what the fuck i just read xD

This is the greatest story on Fimfic, hands down.

I have been summoned by the clickbait description!

So unusual on Fimfiction that it's one of the most eye-catching things I've seen here.

Now, let's see what we have here...

So was Sleeping Beauty sleep impregged?

that was fucking insane!:pinkiecrazy:

you deserve a 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
and lots of them!:trollestia:


I like it... but why????? :facehoof:

Did you know that even with seatbelts, people die in car accidents all the time? I just thought that was really interesting.

Ok sign me up! I'll take two boxes please.


I was expecting Night Light to question everything. Then you... didn't, and now I don't known how to breath anymore. Not from laughter or hysteria, but because my brain wiped itself, and I legit forgot how to function as a living being.

The first question I have is: Wat? The next would probably be: Huh?

Have an upvote, I guess?

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