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It's fanfiction all the way down.

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When The House of Enchanted Comics starts selling board games too, Spike picks up a bundle of them for Twilight and the girls to play. All the board games have really funny names: Stellaris, Command & Conquer, Dishonored, EvE...

Maybe the girls should have just played monopoly instead.

A series of one-shots about ponies and video games. Unedited random fun.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 198 )

Hehe, the reactions at the end were great.

And wow, I'm apparently the first reader of this story! Nifty :pinkiehappy:.

This was weird. If they're playing board games can you have them play Betrayal at House on the Hill, Champions of Midgard, Munchkin, and Fallout the board game?

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Sure, I love those games.

you had me at "eve"

Hehehe, that was great. Also, that opening line tho.

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I know the story is ultimately just the long lead in to a Shaggy Dog joke, but I was legit proud of that hook.

Behold. Like the mighty Kraken, I emerge after untold slumber, emerging from the murky waters of fimfiction to say this was a pretty fun story. Can't wait to see what you do next.

An interesting beginning. Would love to see chapters on Prey (2017) and X-COM.

A bit too much method-acting there rarity, do you have something you want to tell us?

Dan

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A chapter of Shining Armor loling at supposedly elite badass marines who can't hit the side of a barn at 3 meters and Twilight going off on how the computer is such a blatantly cheating bastard. That would be nice.

Jesus a one planet strat. Rarity you dirty girl.

Nice! Can I hope for HOI 4 and Europa Universalis?

If you can make it work (and it might need a spoiler tag) I'd love to see one of the princesses or shining armour playing spec ops: the line

This makes me want to play Stellaris oh-so badly

Eve :trollestia:

Looking forward to it.

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how about civ v? with these civs celestia twilight sparkle queen crystalis starlight glimmer saddle arabia cadance and shining armors crystal empire griffion empire canada (steven harper) state of new york yoda of the jedi arnagorn lord of the rings jon snow of the north game of thrones adolf hitler sailormoons silver millenium north korea skyrim california republic fallout quebec confederate states of america acadians state of texas dragonlord ember the dazzlings (the sirens race) map earth true start locations these are actual civs by the way on steam maybe the main 6 and or the princessces could play the pony civs starting from the ancient era to future era city states from lord of the rings hogwarts and diagon ally from harry potter pokemon city states pallet town cerulian city viridian city game of thrones city state kings landing nintendo city state yoshis island you can use some of these civs if you ever do a civ v chapter

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hell yeah, played like that couple times, glorious) though is it still crazy?
plus loved The last hope reference

I'm struck by the idea for a story: a portal has opened between Earth and Equestria, but due to a poorly calibration archetype filter the only items it allows through are board games. Communications, diplomatic relations and trade all occur through the medium of board game exchanges.

Rarity: Let us end this charade

I can just imagine an enchanted Monopoly. The girls just walking around in squares and filling out metric tonnes of paperwork to purchase all the buildings and the houses & hotels on top of them.

quick question since I'm not able to read this right away.
What is EvE, or do you mean Eve as in Eve online.

HERETIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!!

Ah yes, lesser beings do have to be taught like the animals they are.

If this is what it's gonna be like, I wonder how the Command & Conquer chapter will go. Which game specifically are you gonna go with by the way?

haven't read this yet, but them play monopoly like a video game you can jump into sounds fun, also the game of life heh heh

Enter Stage Right: Prethoryn Scourge.

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HEY GUYS ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR INTERSTELLAR DOMINION AT THE MOMENT HERE'S A CONTIGENCY OH WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE GOING FOR SYNTHETIC ASCENSION HAHA WHAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE ALRIGHT CYA

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but can you displace xenos and stop any of the inferior beings from entering your sacred lands with your 500k fleet and planet crackers, that's the real question

I think youbshould do Hearts of Iron 4

Theres a Stellaris board game?

I'm curious how they are gonna play EvE, the most merciless game ever.

Comment posted by Abbadon deleted May 19th, 2018

Only One!
Only One!
Only One!

How about Halo and Aassassin's Creed?

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Well they don't have desktop computers, so...

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Well they don't have desktop computers, so...

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Do it! We believe in you! or... I believe in you!:rainbowwild:


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That still counts, right?

That was good!
I'm curious what ideas you have for the other games.

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I see what you did there.

[01_EMBASSY_PROPOSE]

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The movie "Arrival" actually briefly touched upon that

DANG RARITY, YOU SCARY!

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Then Rarity chased down an antelope and tore out its throat with her teeth.

They’re playing board games?

Good lord...

I couldn’t bear the thought of them playing that terror of terrors.

That inescapable horror.

That thing that would make even the Devil weep in fear...

...Candyland...

Not going to lie, the pony mod is really the only reason why keep playing stellaris. I'm either playing as the ponies or their protectors. Can't wait to see what you have in store for the command and conquer game.:rainbowkiss:

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