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It's fanfiction all the way down.


A collection of short stories, based on fifty prompts given to me by FiMFiction.

Chapters (22)
Comments ( 309 )

Alright, count me in.


Twilight didn’t think much of the incident after that night. She put it down to a somewhat strange first date, notable only for an anecdote that might be a little funny to retell.

It says a lot about Twilight that's all this warrants.

I was wondering how you'd spin this.

I am not dissapoint.

~Skeeter The Lurker


Really does.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Pft. What kind of dungeon has Flutters been in to think that outfit is sexy?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Wanted for temp job. Alicorn, must be willing to travel, bring destruction and devastation to entire worlds. Weekends only. Must have own saddle.

Also shame on your for not mentioning that the boss was actually bosses and three giant molten stone heads.

~Skeeter The Lurker

It was, Rares. It really was.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Some sparks are going to fly!

I'm so looking forward to my prompt!

Comment posted by Luna Aeterna Solutae deleted Sep 20th, 2018

Does it say more about Twilight, or the utter insanity that is Tuesday in post-Return Ponyville?

Holy hayseed, this is brilliant. :rainbowlaugh:

You bet your ass I'm tracking this.

This is GOLD! GaP, you are gold! Tracked and updooted!


I've seen:
Equestria explodes.
Nothing. Besides Pinkie stating it's bitter and needs sugar.

But there is always an Option Three.

"“Luna does.” Twilight clarified. “And let me be clear. Luna lets ponies tie her up and crop her on a first date.”"
...Sooo, Twilight, ah... how exactly do you know that?

On the idea of Pinkie discovering caffeine, I've seen a few, and this one is cool. Thanks.
I think I've seen the following:

  • (In comic form) Pinkie gets a Red Bull or something. The last frame is on the distant future, in a wasteland, with Rainbow telling the story of how the apocalypse began.
  • Pinkie is fine. The one who gets hyper is Twilight.
  • Pinkie already knew coffee, like an old love. She prefers tea nowadays.

I could argue against Rarity's point: her transformation left her as more than a pony, but less than an alicorn. A Champion, in the ancient Greek sense.

"she would have been flattered"
I've not been going over these as carefully as usual, but I assume you meant "flattened"?

"three tribes wars for dominance"
"three tribes' wars for dominance"?
...Why yes, I do sometimes have problems not looking at stories as carefully as usual.

"and they key to winning is patient"
"and the key to winning is patient"?

"Well that’s clearly unpower-"
"Well that’s clearly underpower-"?
Or was she saying something else?

I wonder where Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were in that last part?

Anyway, though, these are glorious. :D


You are amazing. All of those are corrected.

I'm glad you enjoying them. :twilightsmile:

I regret nothing.

Yeah, no. Not on board with this one. "Exotic pet", really? :ajbemused:

Just like me playing Magic The Gathering with my chromatic-EDH pacifistic deck:
PRO: My defences interlock beautifully.
CON: The closest thing I have to a winning strategy is to make the game grind to a halt. Considering that contemporary Magic is all about speed-ups, I tend to get trampled quite badly.

Sadly, I could see Spike being conned by Rarity into playing along...

After that day, Fluttershy never once asked Twilight how she spent her weekend.

This quote right here got my upvote.

Pinkie makes caffeine nervous.

Comment posted by B_Munro deleted Nov 18th, 2020

Heh, well, thanks. :)

And aye! :D

(Also, FIMFiction did its thing of not notifying me of a reply again, but I was looking down in the comments anyway. :))

Oh, that's how you were going to make it crack comedy. I was wondering. :D


Are you accusing me of being slow? :derpyderp1:

Shortly after this, Twilight picked up a book on old pony/etc. Gods snd goddesses.

Said pantheon would them find themselves bombarded by questions soon after.

~Skeeter The Lurker

So is the Rarity vs Twilight game war a thing?

It needs to be.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Scratch that.

Rarity vs Twilight on anything needs to be a thing.

~Skeeter The Lurker


This... There is so much you could do eith this...

~Skeeter The Lurker

that Ponyville got its a Starbucks.

remove one of this two.

Luna seems like the kind of a pony who will boast about their date last night at the breakfast table, possibly in epic verse.

How come I'm not surprised that a) Starlight Glimmer is a better general than Twilight, and b) she plays Soviets? :trixieshiftright:

This was unexpected, yet makes so much sense. :derpytongue2: :facehoof:

Buckle up. This ride is going to be wild


I have long felt this to be true.

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