Fifty Shades of Neigh

by GaPJaxie


Crazy Mares

A request by 007Ben:

Trixie's first date with a draconequus (which Discord totally didn't trick her into!)

“Oh. Oh. Gosh.” Discord lifted one talon and one paw. “I couldn’t. I mean really, Trixie, this has been a fascinating evening but—”

“Shhh.” The Great and Powerful Trixie flicked a hoof and a chain of handkerchiefs shot out from under her cloak. They wrapped Discord’s forelimbs together, binding him tight at the wrists. With one strong yank, Trixie pulled him down to her level. “Trixie will take it from here. You can stop talking now.”

As she nibbled on his ears, Discord whimpered: “But what about Fluttershy?”

Straight into his ear, Trixie whispered: “Fluttershy watches.”