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Oh my god, Flupri, what is wrong with y—
nvm that explains everything.
In seriousness, though, oh my god way to take a silly prompt idea and turn it into legitimate laughter fuel. And then potential nightmare fuel. Only potential if you don't think about the ending too hard. (hee hee, "hard")
I think I snort-snicker-laughed aloud probably six distinct times at least. Mmnnhh...
Noice.
That was amazing.
I came, I saw, I came again.
The usual.
What the actual... I mean, this wasn't even particularly disgusting, or sexual. It was just... odd.
And I loved it.
Thank you very much Anzel for a wonderful prompt, and thank you, Priest, for making it into wonderfuller reality. There's no story premise too strange to be written down
WHAT THE CHRIST IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
jk, ily. Never stop making me tingly
This is gross, Priest, there are children around.
Please keep making me laugh...
I really don't think you'll find any horses in the dump, but I suppose there's no harm in looking.
Oh my, what the hell? And you've drug Anzel along for the ride, too! You sick...Oh, you've written more of these!
Let's start reading, kids!
This was great, by the way! ;)
Why. God, why.
I
lovehatelove you so much.why does this not have a dark tag? A thousand year old horse was raped by children
i think Celestia would indeed very much like Mr. Hands.
hehehe this got a chuckle out of me
Wow, that's evil.
[Up-votes & favorites.]
You have corrupted Crystal Wishes and Anzel. Does that make you Judas, Priest?
I'm not sorry.
OH GOD you actually wrote it!!!
Just...
I like making puns, but that's just a little too much. Sorry. Someone else is going to have to cover for me while I imagine Celestia as a pool noodle...
Bravo!
Welp, this is one fucked up story.
Have an upvote.
Celestia's my favourite pone, but this legitimately made me laugh.
Have an upvote.
That ending took an unexpectedly dark turn, and it was hilarious.
Reading thhis while high was a horrible idea
Goddamn it Priest, you just... don't ever stop.
HAHAHA!
i got an awkward boner
Celestia had her troll turned on her.
I don't think that boat is going to stay floating for long.
kids... don't do floaties.
This earned your like, because holy moly
This is already the second story (first one: "Floating on the Sun") containing Celestia as an inflated pool toy.
Both are posted on the same day and both blame Anzel. Did I miss something?
I guess a Squeaky Celestia Bath Toy would be the logical progression after this point.
Squeeze, squeeze.
Jesus, this is South Park levels of cringe-hilarity.
Freakin' A, Flutterpriest, you magnificent bastard, you.
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You commenting here is making it really difficult to continue seeing you as an innocent, unassuming Disney princess.
8430494 EXCUSE YOU
Disney Princesses gotta let their tiara down every once in a while, tyvm
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Right?
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8430586
Can I please have this special cut of Disney's Frozen pls? For science?
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Wait, which princess is which here...
Who's crystal. Who am I.
Sure thing, 8430611!
Hey, 8430586
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Do you wanna read a clopfic?
Come on, let's take a peek.
I never read them on my own
Afraid to moan
It's mostly that I'm meek...
But now we are best buddies
And you're so hot
I wish I could be like you!
So do you wanna read a clopfic?
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We can do more than read a clopfic...
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YES.
I'd say 'and now I've seen everything', but you'd just prove me wrong.
Thanks for making me touch myself harder, senpai!
I dont know what i just read, but i love it
I really appreciate that you took on this prompt! I love what you put together and truly enjoyed it. Well done sir!
8431815 You! This is all your fault!
Thank you.
....I am concerned yet oddly amused by this...
Why boner.jpg
But shit i enjoyed this story
The ending was rather dark and.... oddly arousing. How dare you do this
you da BOSS!!!!!!
I am become error
............................
What... in... the... absolute... flying fuck... did I JUST READ???
Okay, I had a good laugh from this, but I will not give it a vote nor will I fave, because it just left me with the weirdest thoughts and other things I can't even try or want to explain. Now I need brain bleach to unread this.
Points for effort though.
ok, uhm.
Right.
Yeah.