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Flutterpriest


I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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Urine line to become one of my favorite writers.

Priest, I'm pissapointed in you.
...okay, never mind, now I'm just disappointed at me.

That was rather charming. A lovely read! :twilightsmile:

Urine line for the win.

Piss-poor editing imo

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Naw, it's golden. Showers, that is.

BUTT PONY
BACK S-...
BACKY IS BEST COVER ART

I wonder if anyone laughed so hard they pissed themselves reading this.

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YES. THANK YOU. I FUCKING LOVE BACKY.

THE ASK BARKY SERIES WAS THE BEST THING EVER AND IT PERMANENTLY CHANGED MY INTERPRETATION OF DIAMOND DOGS. FOR FOREVER.

You never mentioned what kind of pants/skirt Sapphire was wearing, only her shirt

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Most diamond dogs on the show don't wear pants.

First it was paintfully dicking around.
Then it was that floaty story that really blew up.
But this one feels like you're just taking the piss.

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my sides m8, the lol hurts

nice funny oneshot. Unless it's a prelude and not a oneshot

And then they fucked like animals....

SEE IT TURNED OUT FINE YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT

that was excellent, im glad they found love. even if they are weird <3

This was fantastic! But there's one tiny little wee problem with it; why isn't there more?!

I wish there was more diamond dog fics they are interesting if done right like this one

I am surprised no one had put this. But maybe it had been way too overused. Na fuk it, I still find it hilarious.

Cute, heartwarming, and still distinctly Flutterpriest-y.

You should write more of these. :pinkiehappy:

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I LOVE YOU






WITH ALL MY BUTT

There must be more!!!

I feel like every single one of these three-and-a-half thousand words was leading to that one, final pun. :moustache:

Written by Flutterspriest, huh? Knowing this author's usual writing style involving an Anon, this will be obnoxious, possibly disgusting, and overall hilarious. I'll save it for my next lunch break. :pinkiehappy:

This was weirdly adorable.

You know what, priest? Urine league with my favorite authors. Even if you're not at the top yet, you're quickly climbing the rungs of the bladder. Who knows, you might just wet my appetite for more fics. If they're all as good as this one, you're golden.

(I really did like the story, though.)

anon is a furry and into watersports

kinky af tbh

That was actually very sweet. Very typical greentext style beginning, but around halfway it morphed into a genuine narrative with an adorable finish.

I've been reading your stuff for a while, and you continue to improve as time passes. Nicely done, dude.

This story was an excuse to make a piss poor pun. Now I'm pissed off.

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Ask Backy and Ask Barky are the best things on Tumblr X3 so underrated :ajbemused:

This was actualy quite charming. I was thinking origanaly that this was just another clop fic. I am super glad i was wrong:twilightsmile:

Boooo.

Terrible pun, but to tell the truth, I liked it...

I would like to see this story continued

... I didn't even notice the pun at the end at first read. This was just a fun story, would like to see a continuation.

I wasn't expecting a lecture on economics.

I wasn't expecting the story to be kinda bittersweet.

Well done!

Man, she was pissed off.

Oh god damn it, Flutterpriest. I have to give this a like now.

Oh, and more of this pairing please. Love the interactions (minus the pee)!

That moment when someone writes a masterpiece out of a species-swapped backy anthro pic...

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"Barky" actually. :P It was when she was a Diamond dog.

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Just when I wanted to argue that it makes it better...

Shame on you then for not going with Barky! Ourgh!

Set

That pun at the end was so bad...
But i loved the story!

I got 99 problems but smut ain't one

Yeah hi if you could write more of this that'd be great

I wanna see a sequel, maybe Anon could meet her parents? I don't really care as long as I get to read more about this adorable little canine

In the case of Sapphire, you could definitely say that getting to know her and spending more time with her wouldn’t be the worst pisstake you could make.

the worst pisstake you could make.

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Ack!:rainbowwild: That title pun!

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