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Alternate ending to EQG: Friendship Games if SciTwi were a responsible scientist.

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God's be damned that was hilarious!!! Seriously, alternate ending for the WIN!! Not gunna lie, Sci-Twi is freaking hilarious in how right she is, and Sunset...gods I really hope they banged, it would only be right. That said, well done, and thanks for the smile. :pinkiehappy:

That last ending... SERIOUSLY!?

Dude.... this was positively brilliant. The balance between nerd and smartass was almost perfectly done. Those hindsight moments with the flaws in her designs and modus operandi, and finally thinking with a clear head. Brilliant! I'm just surprised Sunset had only one binder.

It turns out that Sci-Twi actually takes science more seriously than sports. Who would have guessed?

This could be a video by the Youtube Channel who does HISHE (How It Should Have Ended)...

mapu #8 · Oct 1st, 2015 · · ·

The ending felt rushed. You should expand more on it.

Several days later...

Twilight burst out of the portal, only stumbling a little. "I'm so sorry I didn't get here sooner! I didn't get your messages until just now because I was caught in this time travel loop and honestly, it was the strangest thing that's ever..." She trailed off. There was a marked lack of other transformed unicorns in the area. The rest of her local friends were there, at least. "Um, hi? Where's Sunset?"

Rainbow Dash glowered and rolled a soccer ball under her foot. "Oh, she's busy with her new girlfriend."

Twilight blinked. "Um... good for her? I take it the problem with magic got resolved?"

Rarity examined her nails and said, "They say they're making progress, but they insist that it's going to take quite a few long nights to be sure." She rolled her eyes. "Long nights alone together, lit only by the magic she sucked out of us."

"What!?" Twilight's jaw dropped. "Are you seriously telling me that Sunset is performing magical vampirism? That she can perform magical vampirism in this world? This... I don't even know where to—"

Applejack held up a hand. "She ain't the one who did the suckin'."

"Yeah!" added Pinkie, "it was you!"

Twilight tried to process this. After a moment, she asked, "So, is her girlfriend actually named 'You'?"

"It's the Twilight of this world," said Rarity.

Dash scowled. "And Sunset left us hangin' to go make out with her during the last event of the Friendship Games!"

"We still won," Fluttershy murmured.

"Of course we did! It's our school, we're gonna know the layout way better. But that's not the point! The point is Sunset got freakin' seduced by the girl who stole our magic!"

Fluttershy shrugged. "Not all of it. We've been recovering since."

Dash crossed her arms. "C'mon, Shy, I'm trying to be angry here."

After a few more moments, Twilight said, "So, Sunset and my analogue are studying Equestrian magic in this world?" This got several nods. "In controlled laboratory conditions?"

"Probably more controlled than they are," Dash grumbled.

"And they're getting results?"

Rarity rolled her eyes again. "So they say."

"They did fix the portal," said Pinkie.

Dash scowled. "Yeah, after Twilight's necklace ate it."

Twilight blushed. "Do you, uh, think they're ready for peer review?"

Ri2 #10 · Oct 1st, 2015 · · 3 ·

Yeah, I figured they'd hook up and do wonderful SCIENCE together, if you know what I mean.

Ri2 #11 · Oct 1st, 2015 · · 2 ·

And by peer review, you of course mean, 'threesome.'


What? What other explanation could there be?

The Sunlight is strong in this one :pinkiecrazy:

Revan #15 · Oct 1st, 2015 · · 3 ·

6480933 Just aggravated by incessant shipping.

This encapsulates just about everything I was thinking during that last scene. Including the ending.


Nicely done.

Awesome. This makes for a great alternate ending.

That being said, I think that Twilight's behavior in the movie was actually quite accurate. It's really, really hard to think when you're being bullied by a superior, especially if you're an introvert with little social skill, not to mention the peer pressure. This very well may have been what she wanted to say, but she was too flustered to actually resist.

super breast cancer

I think you mean breast turbocancer.
(Surprisingly, I couldn't find the person who mentions turbocancer. You'd think it'd be easier to find Borderlands references on the internet.)

Also they banged.

AND THEY ALL FUCKED!!! Because you can't have this fic happen without some Sunlight.

The last sentence at the end makes me think that the writer didn't actually make anything funny, and in a last attempt to actually make the story a comedy, wrote "also they banged" as an afterthought.

I'm just sick of the sex jokes; they're the lowest and most tired form of humor out there.

I declare this comment the official sequel.

This just proves that everyone in friendship games is incredibly thick. I mean, during the drag race part, there were dimensional tears, and not a single person ran away screaming, and they even cared more about the friendship games than the spacial rifts that were opening all around the field. When I was watching principal cinch say that They were cheating, I was screaming at her, saying that she should care more about what the buck just happened, and not about something as trivial as a reputation!!! :flutterrage:

I've already sent word to him.

Woooooow that's pretty hilariously terrible. Definitely an amusing little short. Though I feel like there could be a lot more potential unlocked!

Oh, most certainly. It's far from a properly explored story concept. It was just an idea I had to jot down so it would stop taking up mental space and distracting me from other things I wanted to work on.

Yeah, I actually thought SciTwi's reaction was perfectly plausible. She's under a huge amount of social pressure at the moment (something she's probably not very used to dealing with) and being directly blackmailed by the principal. This Twilight also hasn't had the benefit of years of direct guidance by Celestia from a very young age. Instead she's got Cinch (and I suppose Cadence) as her nearest influential authority figure. Considering all that, SciTwi's behavior isn't all that surprising. This is more like what I though should happen if SciTwi actually had a chance to catch her breath and think straight for a couple seconds + had a bit more confidence.

I'm really far more baffled by how Cinch thought this was anything close to a good idea. I understand her ruthless "win at any cost" outlook, but she has no good reason to think that unleashing uncontrolled magic will be beneficial instead of detrimental to her team. I mean, the Crystal Prep team is supposed to be highly capable already. They should have a decent shot of pulling this off on their own. Does she have so little faith in her handpicked students that she'd rather roll the dice on magic which might just literally blow up in their faces?

:facehoof: : That is my only reaction.

Bravo. 5 Spike Moustaches out of 5.
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Xelos #33 · Oct 2nd, 2015 · · 1 ·

Also they banged.

That ending as earned 'The Nod of Approval'

"Hey!  Hey you...uh...girl with the bacon hair whose name I never actually learned!"

I prefer the term "Ketchup&Mustard"

Ahhh, Science, creating crack pairings since...ever

6481371 You're just not trying hard enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok, take out the last 3 words of that because there is no lead in as to why they would, This would have been a MUCH BETTER ending to the movie. :twilightsmile:

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard from a story before. Well done!

This story is Cloudkicker approved.

Magical breast cancer would probably raise your cup-size a few letters at least. Them some sexy tumors, Twi. Silver lining.

And of course they banged. You'd be surprised what people do after 36 hours without sleep.

Yes, exactly this.

I'm probably gonna get some form of super breast cancer now, and then everyone will start measuring units of magical radiation in 'Sparkles'.

You know, thinking about it, we kinda-sorta already do.

The whole thing was honestly really awkward and clumsily written. It's all exposition-speak and making a point for its own sake. Still, it does have a few solid gold lines like that, so try to work on whatever gave you those ideas and better luck next time.

It'd be great if that happened! Too bad she caves under peer pressure like a wet napkin. Or, in the words of Sugarcoat, 'A doormat'.

A nice piece that shows just how far Sci-Twi is willing to go in the name of 'Science!' :)

Wow it's like it was a really dumb move on her part to wear a device around her neck that was ripping holes in the fabric of space time and stealing energy from girls that were being nice to her.

Never mind the man-eating plants that came out and almost killed her teammate.

Have a fav and a like!


Also, as you pointed out, students had already nearly died of the results. And everyone decided to just continue the event without, y'know, evacuating the premises, contacting the police, etc. Every one of the adults should be going to jail now.

Now I'm thinking of an angry school board administrator shouting at everyone involved "I haven't seen that much reckless endangerment of students since Valerie Frizzle retired!"


Does she have so little faith in her handpicked students that she'd rather roll the dice on magic which might just literally blow up in their faces?

Oh, she did roll the d20 dice, and she rolled 1 :pinkiehappy:

In case one isn't familiar with D&D: this is as much of an epic fail as one can get. This can even have adverse effects on characters.

More like the percentile dice for a very scary lookup table for activating an unknown magical artifact.

DM: Okay, let's see...oh dear. Twilight, what's your will save modifier?

Twilight: Uh, zero?

Cinch: What? What about your main attribute modifier?

Twilight: Will is modified by WIS. I dumped all my stat points into INT. I'm rolling in skill points, but my saving throws suck.

DM: Well, roll against magical corruption.

*Rolls a 1*

Cinch: ...

Twilight: ...

DM: *consults table* There is a bright flash of light. Twilight is transformed into a greater demon.

Cinch: ...

Twilight: ...

DM: Roll for initiative.


And then DM rolls initiative for Midnight Sparkle and the result is 20.

Everyone: Well... fuck.

Rationalist!Twi and Sunset, hooray!

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