The plan, he thought, was perfect. Instead of returning to the mortal world as a shade of his former self, King Sombra would transmute his soul into the body of his greatest foe, using her influence and power to destroy Equestria from the inside and take vengeance on the Princesses that stole his beloved empire.
There's just one problem: after her fight with Tirek, Twilight Sparkle changed her address. This turns out to be a much bigger problem than Sombra thought. A Dinky-Doo-sized problem, to be precise.
5th-place finalist in the More Most Dangerous Game contest.
Cover art crudely Photoshopped by me from this and this. I am art and so can you.
Chapters (5)
Oh god, what the hell.
This has 'WTF?' written all over it, soon to be the judges' faces.
Hahaha whattt :O
Oh, this'll be a trip!
Aqua, please never stop writing. It would be a crime.
Oh my god, more please.
I'm giggling like a dumbass, I dunno what you're talking about xD
This is great :D
Don't make me write a fic exploring the implications of magical message forwarding in Equestria.
This is fantastic. I don't even know why I'm bothering with my entry if something like this is going to be in the contest. I mean, come on, best filly defending her mind from a competent, coherent Sombra through repeated concussions? What's not to like?
Eagerly looking forward to more.
All my yes
I'm sorry, but Dinky's face is just like: "Screw this. I'm done, so done, with all of this. So done!"
I guess the green smoke eye thing went out as soon as Dinky gave both of them multiple concussions. Fortunately, losing 30% of your brain power isn't so bad with some one else filling in the holes. Who also lost a good portion of their brain power.
It's like the MLP version of QWOP.
Her middle name is Blasted?
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Well, it's rated "E", so I couldn't exactly let him drop an f-bomb.
How is this not featured?
Errr nvm
This is great, Aqua.
This is simply outstanding work... keep writing and I will keep reading....
Thumbs-up and insta-faved...
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Hurray for the feature box. Yay Aqua!
...Huh
Dinky: 1.... no, like, 7.
Sombra: 0
Pwnt.
Fantastic story. I part where Sombra's & Dinkie's desires were blurring together when they were concussed was hilarious, & I love how she managed to turn the tables on him by disrupting his concentration & refusing to let him go.
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Discord is pleased.
You know that thing where somebody quotes a funny line and then an appropriate image portraying their lulz?
I could not pick a single line and leave the others out.
Five Golden Bananas out of Shigeru Miyamoto.
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Dinkie blasted-whooves at your service.
5536800 I know right. And now it is.
I CALL OUT TO THE WORLD! THIS IS PURE GOLD! THIS GOLD! I HAVE FOUND GOLD AND IT IS MINE!
This is simply magnificent!
However...
Four syllables, but certainly not four words.
Hard Reset reference, hmm?
So. Trying to beat the possessing entity of your skull didn't work. Now for Plan B: using your head instead of trying to cave it in. And as luck would have it, Dinky's quite good at that. By not agreeing to let Sombra go, she's gone from hostage to jailer. Eagerly looking forward to seeing the results of the negotiation. And what Twilight and company are doing about the dread Peanut Butter Spaceship.
Dinky has the ...home field advantage, it appears.
99 bottles of Trixie on the wall
99 bottles of Trixie...
Take one down, pass it around
97 bottles of Trixie on the wall..
xD
I am excited to see where this goes. Though, it may not take a path I want, I will still find the humor given a pleasure to read.
I always love reading fanfics where it turns out Dinky is a very talented genius
I can't help but get this image in my head of this being the 'Spawn of a Timelord' Dinky from some Doctor Whooves Stories/tumblrs, who looks like a foal but she's really quite advanced and totally capable of physically beating the Doctor with a brick because she's small but epic...
This is a rather amusing story. Will have to continue reading when you update it.
Dinkie screaming PEANUT BUTTER in her mind to distract Sombra had me laughing out loud, quite literally, which very rarely happens. One of the funniest stories I've seen on fimfiction lately!
This is magnificent. Please proceed.
Wow, go Dinky!
I'm pretty impressed with how well she is holding her own. Makes me wonder just how well Sombra's planned possession of Twilight would have gone, in theory she would have been similarly capable of messing with his actions and spells.
Ohh Dinky's gonna put him through hell
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I await more!
Mind Possession+Concussion= A Very Interesting story... I will be watching this.
Keeping Sombra in your head is a recipe for disaster.
If he can wrest control of your horn enough to casually disintegrate a pillow, nothing is stopping him from randomly striking out at passerby, maiming anyone with the misfortune to be around you, until your life is in shambles and you agree to let him go.
If he had no control at all it might be a different story, but pissing off someone with direct access to every facet of your personal life is a terrible idea. Dinky, you fool.
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Dinky seems to be slowly getting better at screwing with Sombra though, so she might be able to catch him trying to lazor someone before he can.
no, not irrevocably sombra you are going to release this possesion or i well pull doctor strange here myself to seperate you! GET THE BUCK OUT OF DINKY!
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Key word there is 'might'.
Also, no reason it has to be one attempt, singular. Even if she catches him 5 times out of 6, it's something he can repeat endlessly throughout a day. She's got to slip-up sometime, and it sounds like she's making a very personal, very devoted, rather vindictive enemy.
She has a lot to lose, and it doesn't seem like she even realizes it.
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True.
Then again, Sombra doesn't seem to have much in the intelligence department right now.
Poor Spike. Not even the one villain he personally defeated gives him any credit for it.
Hey. I like this. Sombra's cool.
Hahaha, Sombra is brilliant!
I can't help but read all of his dialogue in a deep, DOOM-announcer-esque voice, even when he's Dinky. I Have to go and reread it all in a high-pitched voice, and it makes me laugh :D
Just remove this story, it's more horrible than my mum's homemade cookies.
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Right on, man! Your mum makes the best cookies!